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Once upon a time,
in an English castle
far, far away,
there lived a pampered
personage by the name of...
All right,
everyone, he's awake.
Hurry! Hurry!
Come along, quickly.
Right, are we all ready?
Get the Carlyle log.
Prince knew no other life
than a life ofluxury.
Oh, did I mention
that Prince was a cat?
Good morning, Prince.
Your tea.
Mm-hmm-hmm! Breakie.
I have your favorite dish.
Carlyle log.
Ah, lovely.
Oh, it's good to be the king.
On the other side of the world,
there lived
an equally pampered cat
who thought he was a king,
but who ruled over
a somewhat smaller domain.
I'm the king of the cul-de-sac.
That's what I'm talking about.
Jon and I have everything
I could ever want.
Food in the fridge.
Cable and satellite.
And don't forget lasagna.
That's right.
It's good to be king.
I want you to know, you're the
most important thing in my life.
Let me sleep, please.
Before I met you,
my life had no meaning.
I was incomplete.
Oh, you still are, really.
I guess what I'm
trying to say is...
...will you marry me?
Eh? Marriage?
Well, this is kind of sudden.
There may be
some legal issues here.
Look, I like you,
but not as a spouse.
Maybe as a servant, we could
stay together, make it work.
So what do you say... Liz?
- Wait a second. Liz? Liz?
- Garfield.
Liz is a girl.
No, worse.
She's a girl vet.
Turkey's ready.
Well, I think
Jon has touched bottom now.
Hmm, we gotta put an end
to this torture.
Time for a new DJ.
Somebody take my temperature.
Man, you have changed.
I can't have you messing
this up for me, okay?
- Oh, I get it. It's her.
- Come here.
She doesn't like our music.
Whatever happened toJon?
My metal-head guy. My dude.
You were so much cooler
when you wore a mullet.
Now stay here.
So much cooler.
I suppose she likes
this haircut.
- Coming!
- Tell me she likes it the way it is now.
- Hey, Liz.
-Jon, I have incredible news.
Guess who's going to be
speaking at this year's fund-raiser
for the Royal Animal
Siegfried and Roy?
- Oh, come on.
-Just Siegfried?
Jane Goodall dropped out
at the last minute
because she's nursing
a sick chimp
and they asked me.
I mean, it's gonna be at
this really cool castle
on a huge estate.
Well, Liz, that-that's...
I am flying to London
tomorrow morning.
- Can you believe it?
- What?
I mean, I have
to pack, and...
Oh, are these rose
petals and candles?
Yeah, well, Liz,
I have some...
some important news
of-of-of my own.
Hey, me, too.
Excuse me, do you believe
in love at first sight?
I was hoping you'd say yes.
You have made me
so very, very cat-happy.
- Uh...
- Well, come on.
- What's the news?
- The news is, I, uh...
I finally house-trained Odie.
- Really?
- Yeah.
That would explain
the rose petals.
I have to pack.
I'm so sorry
about dinner.
But you know what?
I will send your
regards to the queen.
Okay, congratulations
on Odie.
Oh, oh, yeah.
And, hey, you, too.
They're lucky to have you.
Oh, I thought she'd never leave.
Garfield, you ate
the whole turkey?
Well, yeah.
What are you
doing with this?
Oh, never mind.
It's too late.
She's already off to...
Good stuffing.
Well, come on, cheer up.
- I saved you the wishbone.
- There's nothing I can do.
Sure there is.
Return the ring and
get your money back.
Wait a minute.
I'll go to London.
- Oh, you poor sap.
- She'll love it.
- She'll be surprised.
- Please don't do this.
- She'll be thrilled.
- Tell me you're not gonna do this.
- She'll say yes.
- Please, don't.
I gotta go pack.
You moron.
This is a huge mistake,Jon.
One of your biggest.
Don't roam. Stay home.
Odie and I are not just coming
along for the ride, pal.
This is actually
an intervention.
Okay, guys. Here we are.
Oh, quick flight.
We must have been
in the jet stream.

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