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Гарфилд: История двух кошечек

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-hoo!
Oh, Mr. Stinky Dog.
Hey, loco.
Oh, no!
Run away!
Oh, yay-yip-yip-yahoo!
Yahoo!
Yow-yow-ya-ya-yip-yip-yip-yahoo!
DARGIS
The loss of Prince...
I'm not quite
sure that...
any of us will ever
get over it.
Prince and Carlyle Court
were... were one.
Sometimes, it's, it's almost
as if his...
his spirit was still...
His spirit's still what?
...still ro-roaming
the grounds.
I wonder if you could
excuse me for a little...
Do you hear running water?
L- I won't be long.
He's a bit of a tool,
don't you think?
Yes?
Lord Dargis. Am I early?
Only just, Miss Westminster.
Only just.
Please, please. Please.
I was just
finishing something.
I wonder if you'd like
to wait in the library.
Okay.
Make yourself at home.
Have a seat.
Thank you. Um...
Tally-ho!
Oh! On the other hand,
this simply won't do.
- Why?
- Smithee's been painting again.
I can't smell anything.
Oh, you never can,
my darling.
Next thing you know,
you're salsa dancing
in your knickers.
- What?
- I won't be long.
Ah! Mr. Dargis,
will we be starting
sometime today?
Absolutely, Mr. Hobbs.
Hello again.
- What's the matter?
- Matter with what?
- You screamed.
- No, I didn't.
Why don't you adjourn
to my study?
And now, I'll retrieve
the papers.
Where are you,
you rat-headed devil?
Oh, no!
Yoo-hoo, Mr. Fancy-pants.
Wait till I get
my hands on you!
Ha-ha! He's brilliant!
GARFI ELD
Dargis!
I got two words for youse:
Me. Yow.
Come here, you!
Oh, no, you won't do.
I specifically requested
a feline masseuse.
Somebody get this thing
off of me!
Hey, bozo!
Yeah, you, buster!
Hey!
Stupid, red-haired,
flea-bitten...
Whoa-aah!
Lord Da... What is?
What is that?
- I felt a slight chill.
- What?
I thought a simple wrap
would be just the ticket.
- There!
- There what?
There is absolutely no reason
why you can't have
a cool, refreshing drink
to make you feel calmer
in this steamy weather.
Wait in the room.
Stupid cat!
Nobody makes an idiot out of me.
Oopsie-daisy.
Medic!
Well done, old man.
Thank you.
Never seen a welcome mat
on the way out.
Get your cameras ready, ladies.
Come back here, you flea-bitten monster!
Oops! Oh, no!
Ooh!
Trousers!
Trousers!
McBUNNY:
Target sighted!
DARGIS
Shaken him off.
Pull!
Take that!
And that!
- Down a bit. Down a bit. Up.
- Bob's your uncle!
Good Lord, it's a conspiracy!
Oh, dear.
Trousers!
DARGIS
Smithee!
Excuse me, sir.
Is that Carlyle Castle?
It is.
Maybe you can help me.
Have you seen a cat
that looks like this?
Ah, yeah... that's Prince,
the cat of Carlyle.
It's also Garfield,
the cat of the cul-de-sac.
Do you mean to say,
you have a cat
that's Prince's doppelganger?
No, I'm saying
they look exactly alike.
And there's a chance
they may have gotten mixed up.
I see.
There you are, man.
Good God! What happened
to your clothes?
Indeed, it's been
that kind of day.
Mr. Dargis, I demand
an explanation.
I had no choice.
The cat just won't die.
What did you say?
You will sign the deeds
over to me, cat or no cat.
Oh, my!
Mr. Hobbs, you were right.
Lord Dargis was willing
to go to any lengths
to get the estate.
I can see you're busy.
I'm just gonna...
Uh! Young lady.
Get over there.
Traitoress. You were working
with them all along!
Odie! Odie, wait for me!
Odie!
Get on with it!
Hello, everyone.
Sorry I'm late.
Shall I ring for tea?
Well, it's Prince,
and he's alive!
I am bushed.
All this running-for-my-life
stuff.
What say we break for lunch,
take a quick nap
and pick it up later?
Sound good?
There are two
of you little monsters, hmm?
For those keeping score
at home, that's 18 lives.
This is unbelievable!
Two cats?!
No matter.
I have plenty of ammunition.
Aah!
Something's biting me!
Odie, let him go!
Help! Oh!
Your lunatic dog
just bit my bottom!
All right.
Well played, you.
Hey,
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