not the ones who drank all the cooking sherry. Hmm. Carrots make everything better, and it can't hurt lasagna. What the heck is...? That was close. Now slip in the eggs, ooze in the tomatoes. Now stir the whole thing up in a bowl and let the bowl... Okay. You know what I'm talking about. Hold it right here, all you animals. What goes on here, Winston? We're preparing the royal lasagna, sire. Unless you prefer another dish. Did you say "dish"? Lasagna's not a dish, windbag. It's a way of life, a state of being. Man's one perfect achievement. What did the Indians serve to the Pilgrims? Lasagna. What did Marie Antoinette scream to the rabble? "Let them eat lasagna." What did Neil Armstrong say when he landed on the moon? "That's one small slice of lasagna." It's not a dish. It's the stuff of dreams. It's the food of the gods. It's what's for lunch. Yeah, well, the problem is, it seems we've mucked it up. You just need a little guidance, that's all. Where's the flour? Who's got it? I need a mixing bowl. One large mixing bowl. And someone to mix it. Thank you. Much obliged. Sheba, did you remember to wash your hooves? Ladies... thank you so much. Strike. Strike. Strike. A little outside. Step on it, will you? I need that dough. Yeah, we'll need about a half a pound of this. What are barnyard animals doing in the kitchen? I demand you all leave at once. This is completely against my castle health code. Getting hot in here. Turn on the exhaust fan, will you, somebody? What are you doing? Get away from there! Sorry! Proof more accidents happen in the kitchen than any other room in the house. Hey, where did that big ball of dough go? All I see are magnificent ribbons of perfection. Yo, it's lasagna, not shish kebab. Taste that. Is that too sweet for you? One time. Whoa! Here comes the parsley. All right, bring it back. Bring it in. Bring it in. Bring it in. Bring it back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back. Good. We need somebody with a hard head. Thank you. It's out of our hands now. This lasagna's fabulous! Oh! That's a bit of all right, that is. Those Italians got it right, didn't they? Mmm! Oh! Two cheeses. That is delicious! Yeah, not bad on short notice. It's beautiful! What'd I tell you? If you'd just let me be your king and lead you, all right? Any more? Oh, one more piece. Oh! - Would anyone mind if I...? It's mine! I would! Move! Easy, easy! - Hold up a moment! I said it's mine! That piece has Nigel's name on it. Uh-oh. Please, I command you. Leave room for dessert. Here it is, one step... A half-inch adjustment from his last shot! Oh, nearly! Oh, heavens, I fear there was something urgent to which I was supposed to attend, and yet I can't for the life of me begin to recall what it was. You really like it? I do. It's great. Thank you. Let me see. I got to go. Are you sure I can't go with you to this castle tour thing? They won't mind. It's a Conservancy function for speakers only. I guess the woman who owned the place was a big animal lover. You hang with the guys. Odie could use a walk, and Garfield could use... ...some serious ab work. Anyway, I'll be back soon. Have fun, boys. My entire world seems to revolve around napping, television and lasagna. Still, I'm plagued by a vague notion of a duty unfulfilled. Oh, well. Back to sleep. What is it, woof-woof? "Castles of England"? Good Lord! There it is! Carlyle Castle on the Upper Thames. Oh, brilliant, Odie. All this time, I took you for... well, a complete simpleton. Now destiny calls. To the battlements! Sound the horns! For king and country! Farewell, my loyal squire. The legend cont... What, ho! Garfield? Okay, sore bottom, a little disoriented, but undeterred. Garfield! Now, which way is the river? I think this way. Garfield! Sorry, Jon. Oh, here it is. Now one needs some ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Гамсун на английском - текст Он умер с фалафелем в руке на английском - текст Огонь, вода и... медные трубы на английском - текст Трудно быть богом на английском - текст Убийцы на английском |