British are coming! Well, you made him crack anyway. Ew, disgusting! It's so smelly down here. I must get out. Hello? Someone help a chap? I'm in the sewer. This is hopeless. We'll never find Jon. Face it, Odie: Nobody cares whether we live or... Prince, I've found you. Oh, dear. Why is it the weird ones always go for the cat and not the dog? Odie, help, please. Is that a cologne or a disinfectant, sir? I just got you a special treat: Minced pie. Odie, call a cop. I mean, bobby or jimmy. Never mind, Odie. Don't bother. There's a pie here. I'll be just fine. Dear heavens! That was absolutely the most horrifying... But I'm alive. I'm alive! And... covered in filth. Here, here. I must return to my throne. What, ho? Oh, indeed. Seeing me in this state must be shocking. I've lost my bearings. You must lead me with all due haste to the castle at Carlyle. But first, I require a bath. Here, come on. Do you expect me to lick myself? Garfield?! Odie? Wh... What are you doing here? Garfield? What the devil is a Garfield? What am I going to do with you guys? Do you know how bad I would feel if I lost you here? From now on, I'm not letting you out of my sight, okay? Oh, dear heaven. Why is it the weird ones always go for the cat and not the dog? Oh! Bath time for you, buddy. Well, that's the best news I've heard all day. The dog's not very bright, is he? Where are you taking me? Is it somewhere lovely? Somewhere special? Mmm! Ah! Hey, Mario Andretti. You're drivin' on the wrong side of the road, and I've got an entire pie in my stomach. Don't worry, Prince. You'll feel better when we get back to Carlyle. Oh, excuse me. Yes, hello. Hobbs here. Ah, Hobbs, this is Manfred Dargis here. A terrible thing has happened. Prince is missing. We've searched everywhere. Prince is missing? Missing?! - This is a rather sudden development, - don't you think? - Well, actually, it's quite common. In the absence, or in this case, the death of an owner, it can be quite confusing and disorienting to a cat- I mean, let's face it, they have brains the size of a gum ball. All the same, this seems rather fishy to me. I don't particularly care what it seems to you. Legally, since he is gone, the title of the Carlyle estate falls to me. Am I not correct? Uh, yes, very well. Good-bye. He's up to something. He's got some plan for the estate, and I want to find out what. Ah, Miss Abby Westminster, I presume. Lord Dargis, an absolute pleasure. Hello. I'm so pleased you've shown such an interest in our little enterprise. Well, my investors are very interested. Cheers, dear. To a long-lasting business relationship. To Carlyle Resort and Spa. Allow me to introduce you to my dream. What's this? State-of-the-art spa, meditation garden and, of course, luxury condominium. But what of the woodland and barnyard areas? Allow me. If you would... Oh. Very clever. No woodland, no barnyard area. Whoosh- gone! So what will you do with all the animals? Let's just say those we don't chase off, we will serve up to the guests. I must alert the others at once. Bus driver, pull it over. I got a pie belch coming that might break your windows. Ah. Come on, Prince. Yeah, yeah, I used to be known as Prince. Now you can just call me Ga... ...arfield. Wow. Get a load of this dump. Thanks. No pet door, huh? Holy cow, I can hear my footsteps. Mom?! Dad?! I'm home! Your Highness. You talking to me, froggy? It's me, your trusty servant, - Winston. - Hey. Warning: I don't fight fair. I scratch, and I bite. It's all right, sire. All is well now. You're home. Home? What, retirement home? Happy home? Where, uh, what is this? Is this an insane asylum? Am I being kidnapped? Very funny, sire. Your loyal subjects await you. They need to be comforted ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Eorin shinbu на английском - текст На опасной земле на английском - текст Случайный Секс? на английском - текст Иллюзия убийства на английском - текст Это случилось однажды ночью на английском |