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our darkest hour.
So, Winny, what exactly is
Lord Dargis up to?
He intends to level our homes
and kill us all.
O... kay.
Well, in that case, I decree
that we pack our bags
and get our scraggy bottoms
out of here.
Perhaps to the castle next door.
- Oh, boy.
- What?!
Well, that was inspirational.
Brilliant.
I am so fired up.
You know, I have to believe
we can do better.
I thought you were leaving.
Hey, button the beak,
Fruit Loops,
or I'll stick that thing on
backwards.
Look, Lord Doofus is
just another bully.
And what do we do to bullies?
Well, generally,
we run from them.
No, we don't leave.
We stand
and we kick royal butt.
Trust me, if you beasts...
can bake a two-cheese
lasagna,
you can beat Dargis.
Well, do you have a plan,
Garfield?
Tell you what.
For the duration of this battle,
I would prefer
to be called G-Cat.
And we have two plans.
Oh, teamwork. Oh, yes, yes.
Hey, girly dog!
Yeah, you girly girl!
You're such a silly sissy dog!
Go! Go!
The game is afoot.
Sissy, silly dog.
You don't move so good, bozo!
Uh-oh!
Here, kitty-kitty.
Yoo-hoo!
Oh, Mr. Stinky Dog.
Hey, loco.
Oh, no!
Run away!
Oh, yay-yip-yip-yahoo!
Yahoo!
Yow-yow-ya-ya-yip-yip-yip-yahoo!
The loss of Prince...
I'm not quite
sure that...
any of us will ever
get over it.
Prince and Carlyle Court
were... were one.
Sometimes, it's, it's almost
as if his...
his spirit was still...
His spirit's still what?
...still ro-roaming
the grounds.
I wonder if you could
excuse me for a little...
Do you hear running water?
I-I won't be long.
He's a bit of a tool,
don't you think?
Yes?
Lord Dargis. Am I early?
Only just, Miss Westminster.
Only just.
Please, please. Please.
I was just
finishing something.
I wonder if you'd like
to wait in the library.
Okay.
Make yourself at home.
Have a seat.
Thank you. Um...
Tally-ho!
Oh! On the other hand,
this simply won't do.
- Why?
- Smithee's been painting again.
I can't smell anything.
Oh, you never can,
my darling.
Next thing you know,
you're salsa dancing
in your knickers.
- What?
- I won't be long.
Ah! Mr. Dargis,
will we be starting
sometime today?
Absolutely, Mr. Hobbs.
Hello again.
- What's the matter?
- Matter with what?
- You screamed.
- No, I didn't.
Why don't you adjourn
to my study?
And now, I'll retrieve
the papers.
Where are you,
you rat-headed devil?
Oh, no!
Yoo-hoo, Mr. Fancy-pants.
Wait till I get
my hands on you!
Ha-ha! He's brilliant!
Dargis!
I got two words for youse:
Me. Yow.
Come here, you!
Oh, no, you won't do.
I specifically requested
a feline masseuse.
Somebody get this thing
off of me!
Hey, bozo!
Yeah, you, buster!
Hey!
Stupid, red-haired,
flea-bitten...
Whoa-aah!
Lord Da... What is...?
What is that?
- I felt a slight chill.
- What?
I thought a simple wrap
would be just the ticket.
- There!
- There what?
There is absolutely no reason
why you can't have
a cool, refreshing drink
to make you feel calmer
in this steamy weather.
Wait in the room.
Stupid cat!
Nobody makes an idiot out of me.
Oopsie-daisy.
Medic!
Well done, old man.
Thank you.
Never seen a welcome mat
on the way out.
Get your cameras ready, ladies.
Come back here, you flea-bitten monster!
Oops! Oh, no!
Ooh!
Trousers!
Trousers!
Target sighted!
Shaken him off.
Pull!
Take that!
And that!
- Down a bit. Down a bit. Up.
- Bob's your uncle!
Good Lord, it's a conspiracy!
Oh, dear.
Trousers!
Smithee!
Excuse me, sir.
Is that Carlyle Castle?
It is.
Maybe you can help me.
Have you seen a cat
that looks like this?
Ah, yeah... that's Prince,
the cat of Carlyle.
It's also Garfield,
the cat of the cul-de-sac.
Do you mean to say,
you have a cat
that's Prince's doppelganger?
No, I'm saying
they look exactly alike.
And there's a chance
they may have gotten mixed up.
I see.
There you are, man.
Good God! What happened
to your clothes?
Indeed, it's been
that kind of day.
Mr.
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