our darkest hour. So, Winny, what exactly is Lord Dargis up to? He intends to level our homes and kill us all. O... kay. Well, in that case, I decree that we pack our bags and get our scraggy bottoms out of here. Perhaps to the castle next door. - Oh, boy. - What?! Well, that was inspirational. Brilliant. I am so fired up. You know, I have to believe we can do better. I thought you were leaving. Hey, button the beak, Fruit Loops, or I'll stick that thing on backwards. Look, Lord Doofus is just another bully. And what do we do to bullies? Well, generally, we run from them. No, we don't leave. We stand and we kick royal butt. Trust me, if you beasts... can bake a two-cheese lasagna, you can beat Dargis. Well, do you have a plan, Garfield? Tell you what. For the duration of this battle, I would prefer to be called G-Cat. And we have two plans. Oh, teamwork. Oh, yes, yes. Hey, girly dog! Yeah, you girly girl! You're such a silly sissy dog! Go! Go! The game is afoot. Sissy, silly dog. You don't move so good, bozo! Uh-oh! Here, kitty-kitty. Yoo-hoo! Oh, Mr. Stinky Dog. Hey, loco. Oh, no! Run away! Oh, yay-yip-yip-yahoo! Yahoo! Yow-yow-ya-ya-yip-yip-yip-yahoo! The loss of Prince... I'm not quite sure that... any of us will ever get over it. Prince and Carlyle Court were... were one. Sometimes, it's, it's almost as if his... his spirit was still... His spirit's still what? ...still ro-roaming the grounds. I wonder if you could excuse me for a little... Do you hear running water? I-I won't be long. He's a bit of a tool, don't you think? Yes? Lord Dargis. Am I early? Only just, Miss Westminster. Only just. Please, please. Please. I was just finishing something. I wonder if you'd like to wait in the library. Okay. Make yourself at home. Have a seat. Thank you. Um... Tally-ho! Oh! On the other hand, this simply won't do. - Why? - Smithee's been painting again. I can't smell anything. Oh, you never can, my darling. Next thing you know, you're salsa dancing in your knickers. - What? - I won't be long. Ah! Mr. Dargis, will we be starting sometime today? Absolutely, Mr. Hobbs. Hello again. - What's the matter? - Matter with what? - You screamed. - No, I didn't. Why don't you adjourn to my study? And now, I'll retrieve the papers. Where are you, you rat-headed devil? Oh, no! Yoo-hoo, Mr. Fancy-pants. Wait till I get my hands on you! Ha-ha! He's brilliant! Dargis! I got two words for youse: Me. Yow. Come here, you! Oh, no, you won't do. I specifically requested a feline masseuse. Somebody get this thing off of me! Hey, bozo! Yeah, you, buster! Hey! Stupid, red-haired, flea-bitten... Whoa-aah! Lord Da... What is...? What is that? - I felt a slight chill. - What? I thought a simple wrap would be just the ticket. - There! - There what? There is absolutely no reason why you can't have a cool, refreshing drink to make you feel calmer in this steamy weather. Wait in the room. Stupid cat! Nobody makes an idiot out of me. Oopsie-daisy. Medic! Well done, old man. Thank you. Never seen a welcome mat on the way out. Get your cameras ready, ladies. Come back here, you flea-bitten monster! Oops! Oh, no! Ooh! Trousers! Trousers! Target sighted! Shaken him off. Pull! Take that! And that! - Down a bit. Down a bit. Up. - Bob's your uncle! Good Lord, it's a conspiracy! Oh, dear. Trousers! Smithee! Excuse me, sir. Is that Carlyle Castle? It is. Maybe you can help me. Have you seen a cat that looks like this? Ah, yeah... that's Prince, the cat of Carlyle. It's also Garfield, the cat of the cul-de-sac. Do you mean to say, you have a cat that's Prince's doppelganger? No, I'm saying they look exactly alike. And there's a chance they may have gotten mixed up. I see. There you are, man. Good God! What happened to your clothes? Indeed, it's been that kind of day. Mr.
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