are back to eating the finest calf's liver. Oh, boy. Must be sweet. "My tummy's upset. May I have some liver?" Boy, I wish Jon was a queen. Housekeeping. Okay, blockhead, time to bust out of here and catch up with Jon. First, let's grab some chow, before I eat your liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. Sorry, we left a bit of a mess in the bathroom. Thanks. All right, keep your eyes peeled for a goofy-looking guy with a map. They're not up here. I'm coming down! Hup, hup, hup, hup! Hee-yah! Jon? Jon? Jon? Where's Waldo? Take the picture. Take the picture. Take it! Take it! Take the picture! Halt! Right face! Excuse me. Did you see a couple of people who look like they might be tourists? Oh, I know this drill. They won't crack up, no matter what you do. Hey, Freeze-Frame, your knee's on fire. Hmm. I know I can get this guy. No, seriously, your zipper's down. Hey, Dry Goods. Yeah. Anybody ever tell you you look like Tina Turner? That was effective. Her Majesty, the Queen of England! What's all the hubbub? Attention! Hey, Odie, look, it's those royal corgis. Hey, lady, you got any leftover liver? Stuck-up little punk. Oh, I know she heard us. They had the top down. Odie? Odie? D'uh-oh! Odie, no! Don't do the ugly-American thing! The British are coming! The British are coming! Well, you made him crack anyway. Ew, disgusting! It's so smelly down here. I must get out. Hello? Someone help a chap? I'm in the sewer. This is hopeless. We'll never find Jon. Face it, Odie: nobody cares whether we live or... Prince, I've found you. Oh, dear. Why is it the weird ones always go for the cat and not the dog? Odie, help, please. Is that a cologne or a disinfectant, sir? I just got you a special treat: minced pie. Odie, call a cop. I mean, bobby or jimmy. Never mind, Odie. Don't bother. There's a pie here. I'll be just fine. Dear heavens! That was absolutely the most horrifying... But I'm alive. I'm alive! And... covered in filth. Here, here. I must return to my throne. What, ho? Oh, indeed. Seeing me in this state must be shocking. I've lost my bearings. You must lead me with all due haste to the castle at Carlyle. But first, I require a bath. Here, come on. Do you expect me to lick myself? Garfield?! Odie? Wh... What are you doing here? Garfield? What the devil is a Garfield? What am I going to do with you guys? Do you know how bad I would feel if I lost you here? From now on, I'm not letting you out of my sight, okay? Oh, dear heaven. Why is it the weird ones always go for the cat and not the dog? Oh! Bath time for you, buddy. Well, that's the best news I've heard all day. The dog's not very bright, is he? Where are you taking me? Is it somewhere lovely? Somewhere special? Mmm! Ah! Hey, Mario Andretti. You're drivin' on the wrong side of the road, and I've got an entire pie in my stomach. Don't worry, Prince. You'll feel better when we get back to Carlyle. Oh, excuse me. Yes, hello. Hobbs here. Ah, Hobbs, this is Manfred Dargis here. A terrible thing has happened. Prince is missing. We've searched everywhere. Prince is missing? Missing?! - This is a rather sudden development, - don't you think? - Well, actually, it's quite common. In the absence, or in this case, the death of an owner, it can be quite confusing and disorienting to a cat- I mean, let's face it, they have brains the size of a gum ball. All the same, this seems rather fishy to me. I don't particularly care what it seems to you. Legally, since he is gone, the title of the Carlyle estate falls to me. Am I not correct? Uh, yes, very well. Good-bye. He's up to something. He's got some plan for the estate, and I want to find out what. Ah, Miss Abby Westminster, I presume. Lord Dargis, an absolute pleasure. Hello. I'm so pleased you've shown such an interest in our little ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Другие 48 часов на английском - текст Марс на английском - текст Кто расскажет небылицу на английском - текст Письма мёртвого человека на английском - текст Несносный Деннис на английском |