smacking )
( moaning )
( chuckling )
Super.
Oh, it's good to be the king.
NARRATOR:
On the other side of the world,
there lived
an equally pampered cat
who thought he was a king,
but who ruled over
a somewhat smaller domain.
Meow.
( grunting )
I'm the king of the cul-de-sac.
That's what I'm talking about.
jon and I have everything
I could ever want.
Food in the fridge.
Cable and satellite.
And don't forget lasagna.
That's right.
It's good to be king.
I want you to know, you're the
most important thing in my life.
Let me sleep, please.
Before I met you,
my life had no meaning.
I was incomplete.
Oh, you still are, really.
I guess what I'm
trying to say is...
...will you marry me?
Eh? Marriage?
Well, this is kind of sudden.
There may be
some legal issues here.
Look, I like you,
but not as a spouse.
Maybe as a servant, we could
stay together, make it work.
So what do you say... Liz?
- Wait a second. Liz? Liz?
- Garfield.
Liz is a girl.
No, worse.
She's a girl vet.
- ( bell dings )
- Turkey's ready.
Well, I think
jon has touched bottom now.
Hmm, we gotta put an end
to this torture.
( romantic music playing )
Time for a new DJ.
( stereo blasts )
( singing )
Somebody take my temperature.
Garfield!
( stutters )
Whoa!
( music stops )
Man, you have changed.
I can't have you messing
this up for me, okay?
- Oh, I get it. It's her.
- Come here.
She doesn't like our music.
Whatever happened toJon?
- My metal-head guy. My dude.
- ( doorbell chimes )
You were so much cooler
when you wore a mullet.
Now stay here.
- So much cooler.
- ( doorbell chimes )
I suppose she likes
this haircut.
I suppose she likes
this haircut.
- Coming!
- Tell me she likes it the way it is now.
- Hey, Liz.
-Jon, I have incredible news.
Guess who's going to be
speaking at this year's fund-raiser
for the Royal Animal
Conservancy.
Siegfried and Roy?
- Oh, come on.
-Just Siegfried?
jane Goodall dropped out
at the last minute
because she's nursing
a sick chimp
and they asked me.
I mean, it's gonna be at
this really cool castle
on a huge estate.
Well, Liz, that-that's...
I am flying to London
tomorrow morning.
- Can you believe it?
- What?
I mean, I have
to pack, and...
Oh, are these rose
petals and candles?
Yeah, well, Liz,
I have some...
some important news
of-of-of my own.
Uh...
GARFI ELD:
Hey, me, too.
( clears throat )
Excuse me, do you believe
in love at first sight?
I was hoping you'd say yes.
You have made me
so very, very cat-happy.
- Uh...
- Well, come on.
- What's the news?
- The news is, I, uh...
I finally house-trained Odie.
- Really?
- Yeah.
That would explain
the rose petals.
I have to pack.
I'm so sorry
about dinner.
But you know what?
I will send your
regards to the queen.
Okay, congratulations
on Odie.
Oh, oh, yeah.
And, hey, you, too.
They're lucky to have you.
( kisses )
Bye.
Oh, I thought she'd never leave.
Garfield, you ate
the whole turkey?
Well, yeah.
What are you
doing with this?
Oh, never mind.
It's too late.
She's already off to...
( belches ) Ooh!
Good stuffing.
Well, come on, cheer up.
- I saved you the wishbone.
- There's nothing I can do.
Sure there is.
Return the ring and
get your money back.
Wait a minute.
I'll go to London.
- Oh, you poor sap.
- She'll love it.
- She'll be surprised.
- Please don't do this.
- She'll be thrilled.
- Tell me you're not gonna do this.
- She'll say yes.
- Please, don't.
I gotta go pack.
You moron.
This is a huge mistake,Jon.
One of your biggest.
Don't roam. Stay home.
Odie and I are not just coming
along for the ride, pal.
This is actually
an intervention.
jON:
Okay, guys. Here we are.
( yawning ):
Oh, quick flight.
We must have been
in the jet stream.
England is no great shakes, huh?
I mean, the