belch coming that might break your windows. ( loud belch ) ( squawking ) Ah. Come on, Prince. Yeah, yeah, I used to be known as Prince. Now you can just call me Ga... ...arfield. Wow. Get a load of this dump. Thanks. No pet door, huh? Holy cow, I can hear my footsteps. Mom?! Dad?! I'm home! Your Highness. You talking to me, froggy? It's me, your trusty servant, - Winston. - Hey. Warning: I don't fight fair. I scratch, and I bite. It's all right, sire. All is well now. You're home. - Home? - ( chuckles ) What, retirement home? Happy home? Where, uh, what is this? Is this an insane asylum? Am I being kidnapped? ( laughs ) Very funny, sire. Your loyal subjects await you. They need to be comforted by your words. Hey, trust me, windbag, there's no way I'm going to give a speech to a bunch of strangers. And then, of course, following your words, a royal feast. I think I'm just going to do a tight two minutes. See if that will calm them down, okay? Oyez! Oyez! Prince the 1 2th has returned. ( quacking fanfare ) Thank you, windbag, for that slobbering introduction. Hello, everybody! GARFI ELD: Hey. - Listen up. - Ooh. Is this an audience or a landscape? Okay. Great to be back here at the palace. I look out and I see a sea of dumb barnyard animals. I'm here in your country to break up a romance between, uh, you know, the guy who owns the house I live in and a girl who is way out of his league. I know that whatever it is that you have, there is some sort of affliction that produces this glazed look behind your eyes, I hope you defeat it. I wish I could take every one of you home with me. Thank you. I killed. WI NSTON: Very funny, sire. Well done. I didn't realize it was amateur hour. What's up with Prince? Oh, he's on the catnip again. Hold on, chaps! Have I got news for you! What's the word, Claudius? Dargis is going to bulldoze the barnyard and feed us to the tourists. Let him try. He'll have to deal with these fists of fury, won't he, eh? - Well, that's dreadful. - ( excited chattering ) Calm yourselves, everybody. We're all right as long as Prince is alive. Well, obviously that feline is not Prince, you idiots. He's not even the cat formerly known as Prince. NIGEL: He's right, you know. Wait, he doesn't have to be Prince. He just has to look like him. If he fooled me, he'll fool them. But what's to stop Dargis from getting rid of this cat, too? McBunny is right. We must protect this cat at all costs. Our fates rely on it. jON: Mr. and Mrs.Jon Arbuckle. - Liz Arbuckle. - ( Prince grunting ) Elizabeth Arbuckle. Yeah. Listen, you dolt. There's been a coup d'etat. Attempted murder most foul. I am Prince the 1 2th of Carlyle. You there, with the wise and thoughtful look. Hello. Convince this man there's been a mix-up. jON: Garfield, I want you to be in my wedding party. Wedding party?! Think you can hold a basket of flowers in your mouth? Enough with the grooming, you dunce. My subjects face mortal jeopardy. Dog, approach. We must plan my escape, and I'm relying on your expedience and cunning. ( Odie growling ) PRI NCE: Okeydokey. New plan. ( Odie whimpers ) GARFI ELD: Call my pumpkin, windbag. I'm ready to roll. WI NSTON: Roll? Where to? You know, to the hotel, toJon. Your master, the one who's leaving you for his new wife? He's not leaving me. It's more of a... temporary insanity thing. Garfield, your master's started a new life. It's time for you to begin yours. Come on, I want to show you something. Do have any idea what runs through your veins? Yesterday's dinner, I guess. Royal blood, sire. You are the long-lost heir to the Carlyle throne. ( chuckling ) You kill me. These are your ancestors, dating back 400 years. GARFI ELD: Mine? Wow. Like, I'm a royal cat? Well, of ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Джентльмены удачи на английском - текст Друзья - Сезон 6 на английском - текст Одинокий волк Маккуэйд на английском - текст Американский ниндзя на английском - текст Шинель на английском |