sneezes, sputters, coughs] Much obliged. [group singing pop] Sheba, did you remember to wash your hooves? Ladies... thank you so much. Strike. Strike. Strike. A little outside. Step on it, will you? I need that dough. Yeah, we'll need about a half a pound of this. [squawks]: What are barnyard animals doing in the kitchen? I demand you all leave at once. This is completely against my castle health code. Getting hot in here. Turn on the exhaust fan, will you, somebody? PRESTON: What are you doing? Get away from there! [squawks, then slams into grate] GARFIELD: Sorry! Proof more accidents happen in the kitchen than any other room in the house. Hey, where did that big ball of dough go? All I see are magnificent ribbons of perfection. Yo, it's lasagna, not shish kebab. Taste that. Is that too sweet for you? [grunting] One time. [grunts] [group singing pop continues] [laughing] Whoa! Here comes the parsley. All right, bring it back. Bring it in. Bring it in. Bring it in. Bring it back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back. Good. We need somebody with a hard head. Thank you. [sighs] It's out of our hands now. [inhales deeply] [growling happily] [animals exclaiming with pleasure] EENI E: This lasagna's fabulous! Oh! That's a bit of all right, that is. Those Italians got it right, didn't they? Mmm! Oh! Two cheeses. That is delicious! Yeah, not bad on short notice. It's beautiful! What'd I tell you? If you'd just let me be your king and lead you, all right? Any more? CHRISTOPHE: Oh, one more piece. -EENI E: Oh! -Would anyone mind if I...? -I, CLAUDI US: It's mine! -DALMATIAN: I would! -I, CLAUDI US: Move! -WI NSTON: Easy, easy! -Hold up a moment! -NIGEL: I said it's mine! That piece has Nigel's name on it. Uh-oh. [all arguing] Please, I command you. [glass smashing] Leave room for dessert. DARTS ANNOUNCER [over TV]: Here it is, one step... A half-inch adjustment from his last shot! Oh, nearly! Oh, heavens, I fear there was something urgent to which I was supposed to attend, and yet I can't for the life of me begin to recall what it was. [giggles]: You really like it? I do. It's great. Thank you. Let me see. I got to go. Are you sure I can't go with you to this castle tour thing? They won't mind. It's a Conservancy function for speakers only. I guess the woman who owned the place was a big animal lover. You hang with the guys. Odie could use a walk, and Garfield could use... ...some serious ab work. Anyway, I'll be back soon. Have fun, boys. My entire world seems to revolve around napping, television and lasagna. Still, I'm plagued by a vague notion of a duty unfulfilled. Oh, well. Back to sleep. What is it, woof-woof? "Castles of England"? Good Lord! There it is! Carlyle Castle on the Upper Thames. Oh, brilliant, Odie. All this time, I took you for... well, a complete simpleton. Now destiny calls. To the battlements! Sound the horns! For king and country! Farewell, my loyal squire. The legend cont... [gasps] What, ho! [screaming] Garfield? Okay, sore bottom, a little disoriented, but undeterred. Garfield! Now, which way is the river? [sniffing] I think this way. JON: Garfield! Sorry, Jon. Oh, here it is. Now one needs some kind of conveyance. -[horn tooting] -Oh, hello. Oh, it's an awfully long way down, but I must, and I shall, and I... [screaming] Ow. Well, Miss Westminster, I have the papers all drawn up. We need only sign them, and it's on to the ground breaking. Oh, that's wonderful. I would like to move forward as soon as possible. Just think. Bulldozers, paving machines busily transforming this dump into beautiful luxury condos. You and I striding through centuries of dust like ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Ух ты, говорящая рыба! на английском - текст Трон на английском - текст Онг-Банк: Тайский Воин на английском - текст Подставная девушка на английском - текст Кавказская пленница, или Новые приключения Шурика на английском |