in the kitchen? Did I hear you say... the kitchen? Here we are. I present your cookery. All mine? Every morsel, down to the last crumb. Okay. All right. You can just call me... Your Highness. Yeah, you can just drop that anywhere. All right, I'll give it to you straight: It's disappointing. Your doughnuts are dry and don't have holes in them, and your coffee's so weak, it looks like tea. I don't suppose, Miss Westminster, you could find time in your busy life for a wealthy duke. Lord Dargis, I'm afraid I'm taken. As I am myself... by you. Oh, don't mind me. I'm just an incorrigible old... - Cat! - What? Nothing, nothing. Nothing at all, nothing at all. Gosh, is that the time already? Time, I've always said, flies like an arrow. Don't be afraid to just show up and bring some of those investors- those lovely investors. We'll throw a party. Cheerio! Ah... Smithee, d-did I see Prince in here? Isn't it remarkable? I found him wandering the streets of London as I left Willoughby's. Indeed. Extraordinary. And where is the little fiend... Fellow at the moment? Oh, I'm sure I don't know, sir. Well, I'll maybe take a little look-see, hmm? Make him welcome. Yes, sir. Look at this room, for example. Uh... how would you liven this place up? But, sire, this castle is centuries old. It's a museum. It's boring. And you know what's missing when your crib is a museum? It's called fun! Fun? It's not that hard. You got to get a running start at something this dull. Who-o-o-o-o-o-a! This is gonna end so badly. Oops. It was already cracked. Nothing escapes you, does it, sire? Yeah. I like the way this feels. You just slide, baby! Whoa! D'uh-oh! Don't worry about it. That one was cracked as well. Oh, I can relax. Oops! What the? Ooh! Oof! Smithee! Get this thing off of me! All right, let's go try another room. Good idea, sire. MR. HOBBS Yes, yes. I've got the deed and the paperwork in order, and I've contacted the other solicitors. We'll be out there on Monday. Monday? But... but I need more time. More time? More time for what? Oh... n-n-nothing. Nothing. That'll-that'll be fine. Oh, very well, we'll be there Monday, unless, by some miracle, Prince returns. We can only hope, Mr. Hobbs. What's the news? Dargis is sure to make a move on the cat. The solicitors will be here Monday. Right. Good work. Careful. That's high-grade American cardboard you're tossing around there. Beautiful, fellas. Hang the plasma right over the Slip 'N Slide. Sire, a word. Jowls, my man. Guess what your enlightened, all-powerful ruler has brought to the castle? Oh, I can't wait to hear this. Don't tell me. A Renaissance painting. Foosball, you know? Foosball! F- F-F-Foosball? What does he think this is, a pub? Just because we don't have opposable thumbs doesn't mean we don't play bar games. Yes, sire, but I feel your life is in danger. Listen, Winnebago- if I may call you that- when history speaks of me, and she will, I want to be remembered as the "Party Prince. " As you wish. You chaps know me- I'm no snob. Right? But this cat is too much. He's an embarrassment to our whole way of life. Oh, he's a disgrace to the furry race. "My pillow isn't soft enough. My TV remote won't work. " Don't get your knickers in a twist. I know he's a pain in the neck, but we just got to keep him safe till Monday. Yeah. My loyal and fragrant subjects, please. Thank you. Briefly, I hate Mondays. Just hate 'em. Therefore, I decree, from this day forward, there will be no more Mondays. - What? - What? Got it? Today is Tuesday, then. Happy Tuesday, everybody. Yeah, I think he's lost it. Like I said, we just got to keep him safe till Tuesday. Hello, Rommel. Ah-ha-ha! I have a present for you. Prince's favorite pillow. Sniffy, sniffy, Rommel. Sniffy, sniffy. Ooh, bad ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Алые паруса на английском - текст Сибириада на английском - текст Бродячий Пес: Бронеотряд Церберов на английском - текст Брат на английском - текст Стюарт Литтл 2 на английском |