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has touched bottom now.
Hmm, we gotta put an end
to this torture.
Time for a new DJ.
Somebody take my temperature.
Garfield!
Whoa!
Man, you have changed.
I can't have you messing
this up for me, okay?
- Oh, I get it. It's her.
- Come here.
She doesn't like our music.
Whatever happened to Jon?
My metal-head guy. My dude.
You were so much cooler
when you wore a mullet.
Now stay here.
So much cooler.
I suppose she likes
this haircut.
I suppose she likes
this haircut.
- Coming!
- Tell me she likes it the way it is now.
- Hey, Liz.
- Jon, I have incredible news.
Guess who's going to be
speaking at this year's fund-raiser
for the Royal Animal
Conservancy.
Siegfried and Roy?
- Oh, come on.
- Just Siegfried?
Jane Goodall dropped out
at the last minute
because she's nursing
a sick chimp
and they asked me.
I mean, it's gonna be at
this really cool castle
on a huge estate.
Well, Liz, that-that's...
I am flying to London
tomorrow morning.
- Can you believe it?
- What?
I mean, I have
to pack, and...
Oh, are these rose
petals and candles?
Yeah, well, Liz,
I have some...
some important news
of-of-of my own.
Uh...
Hey, me, too.
Excuse me, do you believe
in love at first sight?
I was hoping you'd say yes.
You have made me
so very, very cat-happy.
- Uh...
- Well, come on.
- What's the news?
- The news is, I, uh...
I finally house-trained Odie.
- Really?
- Yeah.
That would explain
the rose petals.
I have to pack.
I'm so sorry
about dinner.
But you know what?
I will send your
regards to the queen.
Okay, congratulations
on Odie.
Oh, oh, yeah.
And, hey, you, too.
They're lucky to have you.
Bye.
Oh, I thought she'd never leave.
Garfield, you ate
the whole turkey?
Well, yeah.
What are you
doing with this?
Oh, never mind.
It's too late.
She's already off to...
Ooh!
Good stuffing.
Well, come on, cheer up.
- I saved you the wishbone.
- There's nothing I can do.
Sure there is.
Return the ring and
get your money back.
Wait a minute.
I'll go to London.
- Oh, you poor sap.
- She'll love it.
- She'll be surprised.
- Please don't do this.
- She'll be thrilled.
- Tell me you're not gonna do this.
- She'll say yes.
- Please, don't.
I gotta go pack.
You moron.
This is a huge mistake, Jon.
One of your biggest.
Don't roam. Stay home.
Odie and I are not just coming
along for the ride, pal.
This is actually
an intervention.
Okay, guys. Here we are.
Oh, quick flight.
We must have been
in the jet stream.
England is no great shakes, huh?
I mean, the buildings here look
like, uh, the kennel back home.
That is the kennel back home.
They'll never take me alive.
They're gonna
be fine, Jon.
Yeah, yeah.
Garfield's never stayed
in a kennel before,
so I'm afraid
he might have
some separation anxiety.
No.
He's probably fast asleep
in his cage by now.
You hear me, warden?!
I have the right
to remain silent!
Anything I say can and
will be held against me
in a court of law!
And I have the right
to an attorney, too, pal!
And if I can't afford one,
one must be provided for me
by the court!
Never mind!
I just broke out.
He likes a belly rub
twice a day.
And, oh, if you
could give him
a pan of lasagna
between each meal,
that would be great.
Oh, almost forgot Pooky.
Can't be
without Pooky.
Oh, great. Just when
things were looking up.
Look, why don't
you stay here
and get your
fleas removed,
maybe get a brain transplant?
Okay, go away. Beat it.
Hide beneath the wheels.
Agh! You're
ripping my fur!
Aah! Get off! Get off!
Get off! Get off!
Get in here!
Get in! Get in!
Okay, so you have
my cell phone
and you have
the hotel number.
- Don't worry, I do. Bye now.
- Okay.
Airport, and step on it.
Jon won't mind if I repack him.
We're gonna need
some room in this bag.
Aah! You savage beast,
how dare you!
Get out of here!
Smithee!
There's something
in the pool! Smithee!
There's a duck in my pool,
Smithee.
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