Strike. Strike. Strike. A little outside. Step on it, will you? I need that dough. Yeah, we'll need about a half a pound of this. What are barnyard animals doing in the kitchen? I demand you all leave at once. This is completely against my castle health code. Getting hot in here. Turn on the exhaust fan, will you, somebody? What are you doing? Get away from there! Sorry! Proof more accidents happen in the kitchen than any other room in the house. Hey, where did that big ball of dough go? All I see are magnificent ribbons of perfection. Yo, it's lasagna, not shish kebab. Taste that. Is that too sweet for you? One time. Whoa! Here comes the parsley. All right, bring it back. Bring it in. Bring it in. Bring it in. Bring it back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back. Good. We need somebody with a hard head. Thank you. It's out of our hands now. This lasagna's fabulous! Oh! That's a bit of all right, that is. Those Italians got it right, didn't they? Mmm! Oh! Two cheeses. That is delicious! Yeah, not bad on short notice. It's beautiful! What'd I tell you? If you'd just let me be your king and lead you, all right? Any more? Oh, one more piece. Oh! - Would anyone mind if I? It's mine! I would! Move! Easy, easy! - Hold up a moment! I said it's mine! That piece has Nigel's name on it. Uh-oh. Please, I command you. Leave room for dessert. DARTS ANNOUNCER Here it is, one step... A half-inch adjustment from his last shot! Oh, nearly! Oh, heavens, I fear there was something urgent to which I was supposed to attend, and yet I can't for the life of me begin to recall what it was. You really like it? I do. It's great. Thank you. Let me see. I got to go. Are you sure I can't go with you to this castle tour thing? They won't mind. It's a Conservancy function for speakers only. I guess the woman who owned the place was a big animal lover. You hang with the guys. Odie could use a walk, and Garfield could use... ...some serious ab work. Anyway, I'll be back soon. Have fun, boys. My entire world seems to revolve around napping, television and lasagna. Still, I'm plagued by a vague notion of a duty unfulfilled. Oh, well. Back to sleep. What is it, woof-woof? "Castles of England"? Good Lord! There it is! Carlyle Castle on the Upper Thames. Oh, brilliant, Odie. All this time, I took you for... well, a complete simpleton. Now destiny calls. To the battlements! Sound the horns! For king and country! Farewell, my loyal squire. The legend cont... What, ho! Garfield? Okay, sore bottom, a little disoriented, but undeterred. Garfield! Now, which way is the river? I think this way. Garfield! Sorry, Jon. Oh, here it is. Now one needs some kind of conveyance. Oh, hello. Oh, it's an awfully long way down, but I must, and I shall, and I... Ow. Well, Miss Westminster, I have the papers all drawn up. We need only sign them, and it's on to the ground breaking. Oh, that's wonderful. I would like to move forward as soon as possible. Just think. Bulldozers, paving machines busily transforming this dump into beautiful luxury condos. You and I striding through centuries of dust like giants surveying our emerging empire. Two proud parents. L- I'll just check on Smithee. See if tea is ready. Filthy monsters! Come back here, you smelly creature! Come here! Pigs, mark your man! Come here, you smelly individual! You know what? I got two words for that guy. "You're fired. " If only it were that simple, sire. Swine! Is there a problem, sir? Is there a problem? There's a bull drinking my champagne, the pool's full of wild animals, and a pig just tried to kill me. Yes! I would say there was a problem. I'll tend to it, sir. You'll tend to it immediately! And we'll have tea indoors. Do you think you could handle that? Thank you. There's a good chap. Oh! Has ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Кудряшка Сью на английском - текст Первая кровь на английском - текст Детсадовский полицейский на английском - текст Взять живым или мёртвым на английском - текст Дракула Брэма Стокера на английском |