Why am I clapping? I'm sorry. What were you saying? PRI NCE: Oh, spot on. Never have I tasted its equal! Oh! Oh, Garfield, that's gross! ( laughing ) Please, sir, may I have some more? Oh! Does a Great Dane live here? It's a Carlyle log, my lord: a savory of liver and spleen served in a sleeve of sheep's intestines. And you're supposed to eat it?What is this, Ў®Ў®Fear Factor''? Intestines? Spleen? I'm the king, right? Prince, actually. Same difference. I rule, yes? WI NSTON: Yes, Your Highness. Great. Then feed this to the humans and just bring me a piping hot dish of lasagna, okay? I'll see to it at once, sire. Now it says we add the ricotta cheese. Ducks! You're supposed to sift the flour, not sit in it! Don't yell at us. We're not the ones who drank all the cooking sherry. ( hiccups ) ( singing ) Hmm. Carrots make everything better, and it can't hurt lasagna. What the heck is...? ( egg splats ) That was close. WI NSTON: Now slip in the eggs, ooze in the tomatoes. Now stir the whole thing up in a bowl and let the bowl... Okay. You know what I'm talking about. Hold it right here, all you animals. What goes on here, Winston? ( laughs ): We're preparing the royal lasagna, sire. Unless you prefer another dish. Did you say Ў®Ў®dish''? Lasagna's not a dish, windbag. It's a way of life, a state of being. Man's one perfect achievement. What did the Indians serve to the Pilgrims? Lasagna. What did Marie Antoinette scream to the rabble? Ў®Ў®Let them eat lasagna.'' What did Neil Armstrong say when he landed on the moon? Ў®Ў®That's one small slice of lasagna.'' It's not a dish. It's the stuff of dreams. It's the food of the gods. It's what's for lunch. Yeah, well, the problem is, it seems we've mucked it up. You just need a little guidance, that's all. ( fast-tempo, surf guitar riff playing ) Where's the flour? Who's got it? ( caws ) GARFI ELD: I need a mixing bowl. One large mixing bowl. GARFI ELD: And someone to mix it. Thank you. ( sneezes, sputters, coughs ) Much obliged. ( group singing pop ) Sheba, did you remember to wash your hooves? Ladies... thank you so much. Strike. Strike. Strike. A little outside. Step on it, will you? I need that dough. Yeah, we'll need about a half a pound of this. ( squawks ): What are barnyard animals doing in the kitchen? I demand you all leave at once. This is completely against my castle health code. Getting hot in here. Turn on the exhaust fan, will you, somebody? PRESTON: What are you doing? Get away from there! ( squawks, then slams into grate ) GARFI ELD: Sorry! Proof more accidents happen in the kitchen than any other room in the house. Hey, where did that big ball of dough go? All I see are magnificent ribbons of perfection. Yo, it's lasagna, not shish kebab. Taste that. Is that too sweet for you? ( grunting ) One time. ( grunts ) ( group singing pop continues ) ( laughing ) Whoa! Here comes the parsley. All right, bring it back. Bring it in. Bring it in. Bring it in. Bring it back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back. Good. We need somebody with a hard head. Thank you. ( sighs ) It's out of our hands now. ( inhales deeply ) ( growling happily ) ( animals exclaiming with pleasure ) EENI E: This lasagna's fabulous! Oh! That's a bit of all right, that is. Those Italians got it right, didn't they? Mmm! Oh! Two cheeses. That is delicious! Yeah, not bad on short notice. It's beautiful! What'd I tell you? If you'd just let me be your king and lead you, all right? Any more? CHRISTOPHE: Oh, one more piece. - EENI E: Oh! - Would anyone mind if I...? - I, CLAUDI US: It's mine! - DALMATIAN: I would! - I, CLAUDI US: Move! - WI ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Конец игры на английском - текст Синее небо на английском - текст Зейрам 2 на английском - текст Каникулы в Простоквашино на английском - текст Каменный цветок на английском |