about this? I shall speak to the duck, sir? Mmm. [squeaking] Oh, by the way, the solicitors are here for the reading of Lady Eleanor's will. Excellent. In a few moments, I'll be the master of this entire estate. And from this day on, things will be done my way. [quacking] MAN: This is the last will and testament of Lady Eleanor Carlyle of Carlyle Castle. "I declare this to be my last will and testament, which I make, this first day of September"... Keep still. They're reading Lady Eleanor's will. I've got a bad feeling about this. I can't watch. If Lord Dargis gets the estate, we're done for. We're doomed! Shh! Quiet. "To my devoted Smithee, "I make thee caretaker of my estate. "Care for my beloved animal friends "as you have in the past and you will always have a home at Carlyle Castle." Thank you, Madame. She's dead, Smithee. You can stop sucking up. "The rest of my worldly possessions, "my castle and surrounding grounds, I leave to the love of my life, somebody who was like a son to me..." Thank you, Aunt Eleanor. Oh, thank you. Please let me finish, Mr. Dargis. I'm sorry. I always get a little ahead of myself. "I leave all my worldly possessions to my beloved kitty, Prince the 12th." -That's incredible. -Oh, my word. Entirely without precedent. This is what it says. But I'm her nephew, her only heir. She can't have left it all to a cat. I, Prince, the new lord of the castle? [cheering] Good show, Lady Eleanor. Oh, bless her heart. Can it be? We are delivered. Thank you, Winston. The will clearly states that you may stay on at Carlyle Castle and receive your usual stipend of, uh... 50 pounds a week. -Fifty pounds?! -Upon Prince's passing, after what we assume will be a long and happy life, you will receive the castle, the land and your title. But that fat ball of fur could last for another 15 years! Let us hope so. The castle was built over 600 years ago by Lord Franklin Carlyle. Now, the initial structure is late medieval in style... MAN: In the west wing, we'll put the pool and spa. Yes, and where would the squash courts be? Oh, there he is! -That's unbelievable. -Oh, hello. Snap your photos. Unfortunately, I can but spare a few moments... Hey, buddy, do you mind stepping aside? I can't get a good shot of the cat. Greetings, all. Hello. So glad. So very, very glad. May I remind you this is private property? Oh, relax, bro, it's not like you own the place. We shall see. [quacking fanfare] To all the royal subjects, I give you the new possessor of Carlyle Castle: Prince the 12th! PRINCE: To one and all, I pledge, from this day forward, to rule my kingdom with wisdom and valor. And as long as I reign, you shall continue to have safe haven here on the bountiful grounds of Carlyle. Thank you. That is all. ANI MALS: Hip-hip hooray! Long live Prince! I think that went frightfully well. Don't you, Winny? Sire, I hasten to remind you that Lord Dargis has every reason to get rid of you. Oh, Winny, pooh-pooh. I'm his favorite kitty-cat. [grand royal theme playing] [record needle scratches] Hello, little Prince. What a beautiful day for a picnic, of course. Oh, no, thanks, old boy. You just run along and enjoy yourself. Hey! What the devil...?! So it's hide-and-seek you want to play. All right, I'll count to 100. -[barking] -Hello, Rommel. ...three, four, five... ...35, 36, 37, 38... ...96, 97, 98, 99, 100. All right, fair warning. Ready or not, here I come... [Prince yells] Bon voyage, Prince. [chuckles] Oh, dear me. I may have misjudged the old boy. Perhaps he is somewhat of a scoundrel. After all, this is not the way one plays hide-and-seek. [crow cawing] [rock music plays] [group singing] [singing continues] [singing ends] Oh, blimey. [sighs heavily< ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Крулл на английском - текст Космические дальнобойщики на английском - текст Один дома 4 на английском - текст Звёздный Путь на английском - текст Охота в одиночку на английском |