doorbell chimes] You were so much cooler when you wore a mullet. Now stay here. -So much cooler. -[doorbell chimes] I suppose she likes this haircut. I suppose she likes this haircut. -Coming! -Tell me she likes it the way it is now. -Hey, Liz. -Jon, I have incredible news. Guess who's going to be speaking at this year's fund-raiser for the Royal Animal Conservancy. Siegfried and Roy? -Oh, come on. -Just Siegfried? Jane Goodall dropped out at the last minute because she's nursing a sick chimp and they asked me. I mean, it's gonna be at this really cool castle on a huge estate. Well, Liz, that-that's... I am flying to London tomorrow morning. -Can you believe it? -What? I mean, I have to pack, and... Oh, are these rose petals and candles? Yeah, well, Liz, I have some... some important news of-of-of my own. Uh... GARFIELD: Hey, me, too. [clears throat] Excuse me, do you believe in love at first sight? I was hoping you'd say yes. You have made me so very, very cat-happy. -Uh... -Well, come on. -What's the news? -The news is, I, uh... I finally house-trained Odie. -Really? -Yeah. That would explain the rose petals. I have to pack. I'm so sorry about dinner. But you know what? I will send your regards to the queen. Okay, congratulations on Odie. Oh, oh, yeah. And, hey, you, too. They're lucky to have you. [kisses] Bye. Oh, I thought she'd never leave. Garfield, you ate the whole turkey? Well, yeah. What are you doing with this? Oh, never mind. It's too late. She's already off to... [belches] Ooh! Good stuffing. Well, come on, cheer up. -I saved you the wishbone. -There's nothing I can do. Sure there is. Return the ring and get your money back. Wait a minute. I'll go to London. -Oh, you poor sap. -She'll love it. -She'll be surprised. -Please don't do this. -She'll be thrilled. -Tell me you're not gonna do this. -She'll say yes. -Please, don't. I gotta go pack. You moron. This is a huge mistake, Jon. One of your biggest. Don't roam. Stay home. Odie and I are not just coming along for the ride, pal. This is actually an intervention. JON: Okay, guys. Here we are. [yawning]: Oh, quick flight. We must have been in the jet stream. England is no great shakes, huh? I mean, the buildings here look like, uh, the kennel back home. That is the kennel back home. They'll never take me alive. They're gonna be fine, Jon. Yeah, yeah. Garfield's never stayed in a kennel before, so I'm afraid he might have some separation anxiety. No. He's probably fast asleep in his cage by now. You hear me, warden?! I have the right to remain silent! Anything I say can and will be held against me in a court of law! And I have the right to an attorney, too, pal! And if I can't afford one, one must be provided for me by the court! Never mind! I just broke out. He likes a belly rub twice a day. And, oh, if you could give him a pan of lasagna between each meal, that would be great. Oh, almost forgot Pooky. Can't be without Pooky. [barks] Oh, great. Just when things were looking up. Look, why don't you stay here and get your fleas removed, maybe get a brain transplant? [barks] Okay, go away. Beat it. Hide beneath the wheels. Agh! You're ripping my fur! Aah! Get off! Get off! Get off! Get off! Get in here! Get in! Get in! Okay, so you have my cell phone and you have the hotel number. -Don't worry, I do. Bye now. -Okay. GARFIELD: Airport, and step on it. Jon won't mind if I repack him. We're gonna need some room in this bag. [humming] [quacking] [quacking] [humming, screams] Aah! You savage beast, how dare you! Get out of here! Smithee! There's something in the pool! Smithee! There's a duck in my pool, Smithee. A duck! A duck, sir? Filthy wild animal soaking itself in my pool. What do you intend doing ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Великое закрытие на английском - текст Предместье на английском - текст С собой не унесешь на английском - текст Дни затмения на английском - текст Как зелена была моя долина на английском |