survive. - You're ducks; you can swim. - Oh. Winston, I'm next in line for the throne. Uh-oh. This could get ugly. I have here a list of new rules of governance. Preston, I hardly think that's necessary... Rule Number One: The barnyard animals congregate entirely too close to the castle. We house pets need our space. Oh, you've got enough space, laddie, right between your ears. You take that back! I command you, as your new king. Look, there's still a chance Prince may find his way back here. In the meantime, Claudius, you get into the castle and find out what Dargis is up to. I'm on it. I'm your mouse on the inside. I'll see what I can learn from my end. I want to do something more cultural. Okay, all right... You're cold. Getting colder. You're an icicle. You're frozen stiff. Let's remind ourselves what we're looking for. It's a hamburger. A squeaky hamburger. We take a walk through Hyde Park... Excuse me? We "walk"?! Then we stroll down the incredibly cultural Piccadilly. "Stroll"? And then, boom- Carnaby Street. Aren't we about 40 years too late for Carnaby Street? No, luv. That's where all the swingin' birds are. Oh. Well, then we are definitely going to the British Museum. Any cuter, I'm gonna need a barf bag. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing? I'm security, pal. Just protecting you from yourself. Garfield, you have caused enough trouble today. Now you have food, water and company. Which one is he? - Be good. - Jon, you're delirious. Be careful! She's a man-eater! Oh, no. He's under her spell. Okay, Odie, I'll give you one small clue. It's not in there! Prince! Where is that cat? Prince! Prince! Prince! Prince! Prince! Pull! Sir, have you, by any chance, seen Prince? I can't seem to find him anywhere. Oh... dear! You mean our little orange bundle of fun is missing? Pull! Crikey! The man's got a cannon! And he's pointing it at us! We're sitting ducks! Careful, sir. You wouldn't want to injure the creatures, would you? Run away! Of course not. That would make me some kind of monster, wouldn't it? By the way, Smithee, I've a little errand for you. Could you go to London and pick up my new suits at Willoughby's? Oh, very good, sir. Pull! Can you imagine taking a nap on that table? Just lie there for hours and shed. In other news today, the queen's corgis, Milly and Tillie, returned from their world cruise with the queen, aboard Her Majesty's yacht. The animals are said to have suffered a mild seasickness, but now are back to eating the finest calf's liver. Oh, boy. Must be sweet. "My tummy's upset. May I have some liver?" Boy, I wish Jon was a queen. Housekeeping. Okay, blockhead, time to bust out of here and catch up with Jon. First, let's grab some chow, before I eat your liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. Sorry, we left a bit of a mess in the bathroom. Thanks. All right, keep your eyes peeled for a goofy-looking guy with a map. They're not up here. I'm coming down! Hup, hup, hup, hup! Hee-yah! Jon? Jon? Jon? Where's Waldo? Take the picture. Take the picture. Take it! Take it! Take the picture! Halt! Right face! Excuse me. Did you see a couple of people who look like they might be tourists? Oh, I know this drill. They won't crack up, no matter what you do. Hey, Freeze-Frame, your knee's on fire. Hmm. I know I can get this guy. No, seriously, your zipper's down. Hey, Dry Goods. Yeah. Anybody ever tell you you look like Tina Turner? That was effective. Her Majesty, the Queen of England! What's all the hubbub? Attention! Hey, Odie, look, it's those royal corgis. Hey, lady, you got any leftover liver? Stuck-up little punk. Oh, I know she heard us. They had the top down. Odie? Odie? D'uh-oh! Odie, no! Don't do the ugly-American thing! The British are coming! The ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Зима приносит смерть на английском - текст Космические дальнобойщики на английском - текст Сибириада на английском - текст Вертихвостки на английском - текст Наваждение на английском |