Not now! Your nine lives are up! No. No, not now. Good Lord, do these people never sleep? Oh, why now? Ah, Mr. Hobbs, punctual as usual. Just taking out the rubbish. Won't be a jiffy. GARFI ELD Oh, please! Okay, you got me. Oh, you are so stupid. Dungeon. I'm just a cat! GARFI ELD Oh... Please! I'm so weak... and, and you're so strong, so powerful. You creep! There's more than one way to skin a royal cat. I'm not a royal cat! I'm a self-centered house cat! Hey! Wait! Wait! What, you think I'm going to crack in here? Uh-uh. No. This is gonna be a treat. I'm finally gonna have some quality alone time. I'm gonna write that novel I've been putting off. I'm gonna learn a couple of foreign languages, and I'm gonna start a whole new workout regimen. I'm gonna lose all this. Get myself in top physical condition. Thank you! Yeah! Ha, ha! I love it here! You've done me an enormous favor! Who's laughing now? It's nice to get away from the urban sprawl. "Carlyle, 28 miles. " Going my way? Piece of cake, really. So we make a left up ahead. Oh. Right turn. Thanks, buddy. I'm afraid there's just no sign of him. Really? Well, then... let's make it official. Well, if we must, we must. Then there's the time I got hit by that car... and the time that I ate that six-day-old halibut. Hey, that's only seven lives. I got two more. All right, I'm gonna get out of this. Bingo! Winston and I have come to your rescue. Took you long enough. What, did you finally hear my stomach growling? No, but we heard your tiresome monologue. Bad halibut, indeed. Let's get you out of here, Your Royal Highness. Winster. The solicitors are here. We have to move quickly. Huh. Uh, then we luncheon, Your Royal Highness. Yeah, you can drop that shtick, drool boy. I heard you and the bird. How about the house cat part? I loved that. Aw, all right, all right. So we weren't exactly honest. We had to do it. What would you have done? Save your breath, chubby cheeks. I shall abdicate my throne and return to my TV chair. You were our only hope. The only hope of the hopeless. What do they want, blood? I have been eating and sleeping my heart out for these animals- still not enough. Like I'm not as good as a royal cat could be. Huh? Hmm... Hmm? Hmm... Hmm? Blah! Hmm? Aha! I so knew you weren't me. And you must be Garfield. How do you know my name? I've lived your life for the past few days. Yes, if ever a man loved a cat, it's yourJon. Return to him, Garfield. Return to your home. Your Highness, you don't have to tell me twice. Bye-bye. Sire, thank heavens. - You've returned. - The real prince! The prince is home, back with us! It's the real prince- the genuine article. Yes, my friends, I have returned to you at this, our darkest hour. So, Winny, what exactly is Lord Dargis up to? He intends to level our homes and kill us all. O... kay. Well, in that case, I decree that we pack our bags and get our scraggy bottoms out of here. Perhaps to the castle next door. - Oh, boy. - What?! Well, that was inspirational. Brilliant. I am so fired up. You know, I have to believe we can do better. I thought you were leaving. Hey, button the beak, Fruit Loops, or I'll stick that thing on backwards. Look, Lord Doofus is just another bully. And what do we do to bullies? Well, generally, we run from them. No, we don't leave. We stand and we kick royal butt. Trust me, if you beasts... can bake a two-cheese lasagna, you can beat Dargis. Well, do you have a plan, Garfield? Tell you what. For the duration of this battle, I would prefer to be called G-Cat. And we have two plans. Oh, teamwork. Oh, yes, yes. Hey, girly dog! Yeah, you girly girl! You're such a silly sissy dog! Go! Go! The game is afoot. Sissy, silly dog. You don't move so good, bozo! Uh-oh! Here, kitty-kitty. Yoo ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Спрятанный на английском - текст Снегурочка на английском - текст Как только сможешь на английском - текст Без компромиссов на английском - текст Д'Артаньян и три мушкетёра на английском |