relax, bro, it's not like you own the place. We shall see. To all the royal subjects, I give you the new possessor of Carlyle Castle: Prince the 12th! To one and all, I pledge, from this day forward, to rule my kingdom with wisdom and valor. And as long as I reign, you shall continue to have safe haven here on the bountiful grounds of Carlyle. Thank you. That is all. Hip-hip hooray! Long live Prince! I think that went frightfully well. Don't you, Winny? Sire, I hasten to remind you that Lord Dargis has every reason to get rid of you. Oh, Winny, pooh-pooh. I'm his favorite kitty-cat. Hello, little Prince. What a beautiful day for a picnic, of course. Oh, no, thanks, old boy. You just run along and enjoy yourself. Hey! What the devil...?! So it's hide-and-seek you want to play. All right, I'll count to 100. Hello, Rommel. ...three, four, five... ...35, 36, 37, 38... ...96, 97, 98, 99, 100. All right, fair warning. Ready or not, here I come... Bon voyage, Prince. Oh, dear me. I may have misjudged the old boy. Perhaps he is somewhat of a scoundrel. After all, this is not the way one plays hide-and-seek. Oh, blimey. Will that be all, sir? Oh, yes, thank you. Uh... thank you. Thank you, sir. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, um... how do I look? Lovely, sir? No, see, I'm proposing to my girlfriend. She's staying just down the hall. I want to make sure I look... Well, let's see now. It needs a certain... Ah! May I, sir? There we are. - Hugh Grant. - Great. Uh, oh, could you deliver this to the girl in room 407? Of course, sir. Oh, and, uh... and this. Cary Grant, sir. Jon? Hey! But, what are you doing here? Well, it's just Fashion Week. Where else would I be? This is incredible. I cannot believe that you're here. So you're glad? Glad? I'm thrilled. But London? I mean, did you come all the way here just for me? Yeah, it's nuts. In fact, I, uh... I want us to be together, uh... Odie! Come here! Oh, yeah. Air... water... lasagna. Garfield? That's the hello I get? 13 hours in a bag with a farting dog? Ooh, you know, they have quarantine laws here. Don't let Odie out of your sight. They might deport him. Deport Odie? Oh, I like this country already. Oops! Okay, I'm gonna need a litter box, a room service menu and the TV remote, and in that order. Anyone needs me, I'll be in my office. Where are my clothes? Cool. My very own cat tub. Gol-lee! Got it. Could have just come down and told me that, couldn't he? All right. Listen up! Listen up! Farmyard news flash! I've got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first? The bad news. Lord Dargis just threw Prince in the river. Okay, give me the good news. He was in a lovely picnic basket. If he throws us in the river, we'll never survive. - You're ducks; you can swim. - Oh. Winston, I'm next in line for the throne. Uh-oh. This could get ugly. I have here a list of new rules of governance. Preston, I hardly think that's necessary... Rule Number One: The barnyard animals congregate entirely too close to the castle. We house pets need our space. Oh, you've got enough space, laddie, right between your ears. You take that back! I command you, as your new king. Look, there's still a chance Prince may find his way back here. In the meantime, Claudius, you get into the castle and find out what Dargis is up to. I'm on it. I'm your mouse on the inside. I'll see what I can learn from my end. I want to do something more cultural. Okay, all right... You're cold. Getting colder. You're an icicle. You're frozen stiff. Let's remind ourselves what we're looking for. It's a hamburger. A squeaky hamburger. We take a walk through Hyde Park... Excuse me? We "walk"?! Then we stroll down the incredibly cultural Piccadilly. "Stroll"? And then, boom-- Carnaby Street. Aren't we about 40 years too late for Carnaby ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Строгий юноша на английском - текст Приключения Шерлока Холмса и доктора Ватсона: Сокровища агры на английском - текст Доктор Живаго на английском - текст Токийская история на английском - текст Маньяк-полицейский на английском |