enterprise. Well, my investors are very interested. Cheers, dear. To a long-lasting business relationship. To Carlyle Resort and Spa. Allow me to introduce you to my dream. What's this? State-of-the-art spa, meditation garden and, of course, luxury condominium. But what of the woodland and barnyard areas? Allow me. If you would... Oh. Very clever. No woodland, no barnyard area. Whoosh- gone! So what will you do with all the animals? Let's just say those we don't chase off, we will serve up to the guests. I must alert the others at once. Bus driver, pull it over. I got a pie belch coming that might break your windows. Ah. Come on, Prince. Yeah, yeah, I used to be known as Prince. Now you can just call me Ga... ...arfield. Wow. Get a load of this dump. Thanks. No pet door, huh? Holy cow, I can hear my footsteps. Mom?! Dad?! I'm home! Your Highness. You talking to me, froggy? It's me, your trusty servant, - Winston. - Hey. Warning: I don't fight fair. I scratch, and I bite. It's all right, sire. All is well now. You're home. Home? What, retirement home? Happy home? Where, uh, what is this? Is this an insane asylum? Am I being kidnapped? Very funny, sire. Your loyal subjects await you. They need to be comforted by your words. Hey, trust me, windbag, there's no way I'm going to give a speech to a bunch of strangers. And then, of course, following your words, a royal feast. I think I'm just going to do a tight two minutes. See if that will calm them down, okay? Oyez! Oyez! Prince the 12th has returned. Thank you, windbag, for that slobbering introduction. Hello, everybody! Hey. - Listen up. - Ooh. Is this an audience or a landscape? Okay. Great to be back here at the palace. I look out and I see a sea of dumb barnyard animals. I'm here in your country to break up a romance between, uh, you know, the guy who owns the house I live in and a girl who is way out of his league. I know that whatever it is that you have, there is some sort of affliction that produces this glazed look behind your eyes, I hope you defeat it. I wish I could take every one of you home with me. Thank you. I killed. Very funny, sire. Well done. I didn't realize it was amateur hour. What's up with Prince? Oh, he's on the catnip again. Hold on, chaps! Have I got news for you! What's the word, Claudius? Dargis is going to bulldoze the barnyard and feed us to the tourists. Let him try. He'll have to deal with these fists of fury, won't he, eh? Well, that's dreadful. Calm yourselves, everybody. We're all right as long as Prince is alive. Well, obviously that feline is not Prince, you idiots. He's not even the cat formerly known as Prince. He's right, you know. Wait, he doesn't have to be Prince. He just has to look like him. If he fooled me, he'll fool them. But what's to stop Dargis from getting rid of this cat, too? McBunny is right. We must protect this cat at all costs. Our fates rely on it. Mr. and Mrs. Jon Arbuckle. Liz Arbuckle. Elizabeth Arbuckle. Yeah. Listen, you dolt. There's been a coup d'etat. Attempted murder most foul. I am Prince the 12th of Carlyle. You there, with the wise and thoughtful look. Hello. Convince this man there's been a mix-up. Garfield, I want you to be in my wedding party. Wedding party?! Think you can hold a basket of flowers in your mouth? Enough with the grooming, you dunce. My subjects face mortal jeopardy. Dog, approach. We must plan my escape, and I'm relying on your expedience and cunning. Okey-dokey. New plan. Call my pumpkin, windbag. I'm ready to roll. Roll? Where to? You know, to the hotel, to Jon. Your master, the one who's leaving you for his new wife? He's not leaving me. It's more of a... temporary insanity thing. Garfield, your master's started a new life. It's time for you to begin yours. Come on, I want to show you ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Американский ниндзя 2: Столкновение на английском - текст Хищник 2 на английском - текст Бетховен 3 на английском - текст Галактика 1980 на английском - текст Бродвейская мелодия на английском |