buildings here look like, uh, the kennel back home. That is the kennel back home. They'll never take me alive. They're gonna be fine,Jon. Yeah, yeah. Garfield's never stayed in a kennel before, so I'm afraid he might have some separation anxiety. No. He's probably fast asleep in his cage by now. You hear me, warden?! I have the right to remain silent! Anything I say can and will be held against me in a court of law! And I have the right to an attorney, too, pal! And if I can't afford one, one must be provided for me by the court! Never mind! I just broke out. He likes a belly rub twice a day. And, oh, if you could give him a pan of lasagna between each meal, that would be great. Oh, almost forgot Pooky. Can't be without Pooky. ( barks ) Oh, great.Just when things were looking up. Look, why don't you stay here and get your fleas removed, maybe get a brain transplant? ( barks ) Okay, go away. Beat it. Hide beneath the wheels. Agh! You're ripping my fur! Aah! Get off. Get off. Get off. Get off. Get in here! Get in! Get in! Okay, so you have my cell phone and you have the hotel number. - Don't worry, I do. Bye now. - Okay. GARFI ELD: Airport, and step on it. jon won't mind if I repack him. We're gonna need some room in this bag. ( humming ) ( quacking ) ( quacking ) ( humming, screams ) Aah! You savage beast, how dare you! Get out of here! Smithee! There's something in the pool! Smithee! There's a duck in my pool, Smithee. A duck! A duck, sir? Filthy wild animal soaking itself in my pool. What do you intend doing about this? I shall speak to the duck, sir? Mmm. ( squeaking ) Oh, by the way, the solicitors are here for the reading of Lady Eleanor's will. Excellent. In a few moments, I'll be the master of this entire estate. And from this day on, things will be done my way. ( quacking ) MAN: This is the last will and testament of Lady Eleanor Carlyle of Carlyle Castle. Ў®Ў®I declare this to be my last will and testament, which I make, this first day of September''... Keep still. They're reading Lady Eleanor's will. I've got a bad feeling about this. I can't watch. If Lord Dargis gets the estate, we're done for. We're doomed! Shh! Quiet. Ў®Ў®To my devoted Smithee, Ў®Ў®I make thee caretaker of my estate. Ў®Ў®Care for my beloved animal friends Ў®Ў®as you have in the past and you will always have a home at Carlyle Castle.'' Thank you, Madame. She's dead, Smithee. You can stop sucking up. Ў®Ў®The rest of my worldly possessions, Ў®Ў®my castle and surrounding grounds, I leave to the love of my life, somebody who was like a son to me...'' Thank you, Aunt Eleanor. Oh, thank you. Please let me finish, Mr. Dargis. I'm sorry. I always get a little ahead of myself. Ў®Ў®I leave all my worldly possessions to my beloved kitty, Prince the 1 2th.'' - That's incredible. - Oh, my word. Entirely without precedent. This is what it says. But I'm her nephew, her only heir. She can't have left it all to a cat. I, Prince, the new lord of the castle? ( cheering ) Good show, Lady Eleanor. Oh, bless her heart. Can it be? We are delivered. Thank you, Winston. The will clearly states that you may stay on at Carlyle Castle and receive your usual stipend of, uh... 50 pounds a week. - Fifty pounds?! - Upon Prince's passing, after what we assume will be a long and happy life, you will receive the castle, the land and your title. But that fat ball of fur could last for another 1 5 years! Let us hope so. The castle was built over 600 years ago by Lord Franklin Carlyle. Now, the initial structure is late medieval in style... MAN: In the west wing, we'll put the pool and spa. Yes, and where would the squash courts be? Oh, there he is! - That's unbelievable. - Oh, hello. ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Десять негритят на английском - текст Токийская история на английском - текст Фанаты на английском - текст Судья Дредд на английском - текст Пугало на английском |