whole time. Did you hear something? Yes, one did. I'm here to discuss my new position in your... There he is, gentlemen. Come along. There's a good boy. Oh... It was the animals, you know. Plotting, planning, every one of them against me! I assume that will be all, sir. Smithee. He'll vouch for me. Smithee! Odie, thank you. You're a hero and a gentleman. Whoa. There are two Garfields? Well, how can you tell them apart? Oh, you forgot imbecile. - That's Garfield. - Garfield. Liz, I've been... I've been trying to get the courage up to ask you something all week. - Uh-huh. - And, uh... Oh, come on... Really? Looking for something? Thanks, pal. Liz, will you marry me? Yes. Aw... You know a dog's mouth is cleaner than a human's? Come on! The coast is clear! Hooray! McBUNNY: Let's hear it for the cats! Hooray! Go, Garfield. That's right. Come on! Do you do the Carlyle jig? It goes like this. Can you do this? Oh, boogaloo. Jolly good. Bust a move, man. No, it's something like this here. And so, my loyal subjects, I leave you with a final legacy. Cannonball! Brilliant party, sire. Yeah, when the going gets tough... the great ones party. Who wants to play Marco Polo? Marco! I refuse to partake in this sinful display of hedonism. Oh! Those nuts look good. Get a load of this! Bombs away...! I love this pond. We rule the pool, goosey. Give me some feathers! Watch the ears. Thank you. Oh, you're so kind. Odie, could you beat it, please? It's good to be king.[drumroll] [rousing orchestral fanfare playing] [fanfare ends] [birds squawking] [wind blowing] [grand, royal orchestral theme playing] NARRATOR: Once upon a time, in an English castle far, far away, there lived a pampered personage by the name of.'... -[yawning] ...Prince. [bell ringing] All right, everyone, he's awake. Hurry! Hurry! Come along, quickly. Right, are we all ready? Get the Carlyle log. NARRATOR: Prince knew no other life than a life of luxury. Oh, did I mention that Prince was a cat? Good morning, Prince. [yawning, groaning] Your tea. [British accent]: Mm-hmm-hmm! Breakie. I have your favorite dish. Carlyle log. Ah, lovely. [slurping, smacking] [moaning] [chuckling] Super. Oh, it's good to be the king. NARRATOR: On the other side of the world, there lived an equally pampered cat who thought he was a king, but who ruled over a somewhat smaller domain. Meow. [grunting] I'm the king of the cul-de-sac. That's what I'm talking about. Jon and I have everything I could ever want. Food in the fridge. Cable and satellite. And don't forget lasagna. That's right. It's good to be king. I want you to know, you're the most important thing in my life. Let me sleep, please. Before I met you, my life had no meaning. I was incomplete. Oh, you still are, really. I guess what I'm trying to say is... ...will you marry me? Eh? Marriage? Well, this is kind of sudden. There may be some legal issues here. Look, I like you, but not as a spouse. Maybe as a servant, we could stay together, make it work. So what do you say... Liz? -Wait a second. Liz? Liz? -Garfield. Liz is a girl. No, worse. She's a girl vet. -[bell dings] -Turkey's ready. Well, I think Jon has touched bottom now. Hmm, we gotta put an end to this torture. [romantic music playing] Time for a new DJ. [stereo blasts] [singing] Somebody take my temperature. Garfield! [stutters] Whoa! [music stops] Man, you have changed. I can't have you messing this up for me, okay? -Oh, I get it. It's her. -Come here. She doesn't like our music. Whatever happened to Jon? -My metal-head guy. My dude. -[ ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Незнайка на Луне на английском - текст Рыжая Соня на английском - текст Авалон на английском - текст Приключения Эвоков на английском - текст Малыши из мусорного бачка на английском |