( rock music playing )
# Look at the way the sun #
# Makes 'em play #
# How can you
leave them alone? #
# They're on the sand
with B-9 in hand #
# Caressing the places unknown #
# Let me tell you I know a place #
# Gonna put a smile
on your face #
# They got the tan lines
on the skin #
# Watch 'em rub it in #
# Rub it in #
# Can you see the hardbodies? #
# They mean what they say #
# There ain't nobody #
# Standing in my way #
# See the hardbodies
do whatever they please #
# And everybody dropping
to their knees #
# I don't mind #
# Second to none,
breaking out the big guns #
# Waxed up and ready to roll #
# As they go by #
# All the boys wink an eye #
# Then simply lose all control #
# Let me tell you I know a place #
# Gonna make a blind man
lead the chase #
# Close as you can get
to perfection #
# So take a look
in their direction #
# Can you see
the hardbodies? #
# They mean what they say #
# There ain't nobody #
# Standing in their way #
# See the hardbodies
do whatever they please #
# And everybody,
get down on your knees #
# I don't mind,
I don't mind #
# Get the boys together
and we'll stand in line #
# We like to watch you slide #
# Baby, you can bet #
# You and me ain't never seen
the best of it yet #
# Get a load of this #
# Get on on over here #
# Don't get too excited
when the boys all cheer #
- # For hardbodies, hardbodies #
- # Hardbodies #
# Don't get too excited
when the boys all cheer #
- # For hardbodies, hardbodies #
- # Hardbodies #
# Don't get too excited
when the boys all cheer #
# For hardbodies. #
( man and woman moaning )
- Woman: Scotty.
- ( both panting )
That wasn't too bad.
It was bad,
and you know it.
I got a short memory.
How about refreshing it?
- Scotty.
- ( knocking on door )
( knocking continuing )
- Every day.
- We're not here, man!
Why don't you get that?
I'm going to the bathroom.
- ( knocking continues )
- Man, perfect timing.
I'm coming. Hold your jets.
( wincing ) Damn!
Hey, what's the story?
You're history here, deadbeat.
That's the story.
Adios. Your eviction notice.
Signed, sealed, delivered in person.
- You're gone.
- What am I, two months behind?
Three months. Today's the first,
numbnuts. Goodbye.
- Hey, but wait--
- Not buts. No waits. You're gone.
- Adios. So long.
- Oh, man.
- So what was that all about?
- Nothing. It's handled.
Okay.
- Well, what's the rush?
- Well, it's after 9:00.
You know my sister--
married a worrywart.
You rush off like this,
I'm gonna feel used, you know?
- Scotty!
- Not just a one-night stand, am I?
- No! Three or four nights, okay?
- Okay.
You've heard
of eggs Benedict, right?
Wait'll you taste eggs Scotty.
All righty,
special sauce.
That's gross, Scotty.
Do you have any OJ?
Oh, Scotty.
It's a science project.
It's for the landlord.
That is gross.
So how do you like
your eggs?
Is over easy okay?
( rock music playing )
- Rag, I'm hurting, dude.
- What?
- I said I'm hurting, dude.
- Can't hear you, dude.
Turn the music down.
( volume decreases )
I said I'm broke.
You got that hundred bucks I lent you?
I'm on empty, dude.
- Why? You getting hassled?
- My landlord wants his rent.
I think he keeps
his dick in his wallet.
Bummer.
Hey, let's run a scam.
No, dude, no scams.
I'm sick of scams.
What? The kid?
Stick scammin'
jammin' Scotty Palmer? No way!
No, I hate to cop to it, buddy,
but the thrill is gone.
- Hey, Scotty, Rag!
- Scotty!
( shouting )
All right!
Baby!
- So out with it, dude.
- No, dude. No, dude.
How'd it go with Kristi last night?
Come on.
You mean you actually went back
with Scotty to his dump.
I can't believe it.
So what happened?
Ragger, a gentleman does
not discuss these things.
- Yeah, but surfers do.
- ( laughing )
My lips are sealed.
I bet they weren't last night.
What happened last night
was like-- oh, man.
I can't even put it
into words. It was like...
Incredible.
.