question? Sure, shoot. How did you manage to pick up all those girls? I didn't pick them up. I dialogued them. Dialogued them? Yeah, I gave them a little dose of the old BBD. - BBD? - That's not like herpes, is it? BBD-- it's the bigger and better deal. You guys don't get it, do you? These chicks are locals. They want something better out of life. That's a faster car, a richer boyfriend. Hotter action, that's the BBD. Oh, that's great. Scotty, could you teach someone like us to dialogue girls the way you do? It's easy. Any slob can dialogue a girl. - Then teach me. - Look, I'm not a pimp, okay? Come on, Scotty. Nobody said you were a pimp. We don't want you to pimp for us. All we want you to do is teach us how to get girls for ourselves. I don't know, guys. Sounds kind of lame. Speaking of bigger and better deals, how would you like to live here in this house? It's the best house on the beach. Drive our cars whenever you want? Live in luxury, like a king of the beach. Are you guys fags? Yeah, I'm the Queen of France, and these are the D'Angelo sisters. Come on, Scotty. We're perfectly straight, man. That's the problem. We're too straight. All we're interested in are hardbodies, and we want you to teach us how to get them. To dialogue 'em. And BBD 'em. And for that, you get the run of the house for as long as you like. I don't know. It just doesn't sound solid to me. We might be willing to pay you. You're making me sound like a pimp again. How much? Let's say $500 a month walking around money. I think I could walk a lot with $750. $500 is tops. I don't know, guys. It sounds kind of sleazy. But I'll tell you what-- I will sleep on it and get back to you tomorrow. Scotty. Sweet dreams. ( tires screeching ) Man. ( grunts ) - ( dog snarling ) - ( Scotty screams ) ( mimics barking ) ( laughing ) Man: So long, numbnuts. Read this. - Hey! - You ate. ( tapping ) Hey, guys, I got great news. I thought about this thing all night. I decided I'm gonna help you guys out and for only $600 a month. $600? I sensed a strong aura of need around here, and what can I say? I'm a giving type of guy. - You've got yourself a deal. - All right. So when do we start? We already have. Get out of here. Excuse me, little darling. How'd you like to go suck down a couple of cold beers? Piss off, schmuck. ( laughing ) See that, Ash? No matter how mellow it comes out, it's still a line. These chicks are black and blue from getting hit by lines. - You gotta give 'em something fresh. - Like what, buddy? The dialogue. The whole purpose is to throw them off-guard. I think it's time I gave you guys a little demonstration. - Hunter: All right, let's go. - Okay, come on. What's the matter, boys? Don't you find me attractive? Are you okay? Yeah, I'm okay. I was just watching this incredible-looking blonde skate. I wasn't looking what I-- I... Oh, God, wow. Oh, you're the good-- you're-- I am really embarrassed. I can't believe I just said all that. - I am really embarrassed. - You were really watching me - when you tripped? - I started watching you all the way up the beach over there. You are absolutely beautiful. You're a model, right? No, I wanna be, but right now I'm just waiting tables for a living. You are waiting tables. Well, listen, we are having a party on Saturday night and practically every modeling agent in this city is gonna be there. And I bet you they'd love to meet you. Really? That sounds great. - Look, I'm Scotty Palmer. - I'm Angie. Listen, the address is 202 Ocean Way, okay? These are my friends, by the way. They're gonna be there. I'm gonna be there. - Thank you very much. - Thank you for being so beautiful. - See you Saturday. - Saturday. Bye, guys. Bye. - Scotty: You're up, big buddy. - Rounder: Me? - You. - What do I do? - Just go for it. - Go for it. - Go for it. Just like ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Зачарованная на английском - текст Семейное дело на английском - текст Бродвейская мелодия на английском - текст Доброе утро на английском - текст Сказки леса на английском |