Hello hello hello! #
# Come on
and step in my ride #
# We'll go downtown
and get away. #
All right!
Yes, Lord!
- Hi, there.
- Hi.
- How's the house working out?
- Great. Having a ball.
I bet. How's the hunt
for hardbodies going?
You know, it's the thrill of the chase.
We're not taking it serious or anything.
Big Kahuna
to Southern Comfort.
You read me,
Southern Comfort? Come on.
Loud and clear,
Big Kahuna.
There's a hot little hardbody
heading your way right now.
Why don't you intercept her
and show her no mercy?
Roger, Big Kahuna. Out.
Southern Comfort.
Is that your handle?
Yeah.
I'm a little aged,
but I go down smooth.
Hey, Lana, watch this.
Neat, huh?
Will you tell Kristi
that I came by to say hello?
Sure thing, Candy.
Thanks. Bye.
Bye.
Is that any way to treat
the men in your lives?
We're only paying you back.
- Rag: Paying us back for what?
- Tell him.
We have been hit on
over five times today
by your stupid geek squad.
Yeah, Scotty,
how's the pimp biz?
Hey, now that is unfair, okay?
That's below the belt.
Really? Word down
on the beach is
you've moved in
with a bunch of sex geezers.
They might be old, ugly and horny,
but actually they're very nice guys.
Hard-ups with hard-ons.
There's a lot of that going around.
Listen, I need to talk
to Kristi for a minute.
- We'll be right back.
- I'll wait out here.
I'll keep Kimberly company.
I'm not lonely, Rag.
But I am.
- What's the big deal?
- You'll see.
- Brewski?
- No, thanks.
I'm watching my figure.
Yeah, me too.
This room is all mine.
- Can you stand it?
- Just barely.
What are all those knobs for?
Scotty: I don't know.
You mean you haven't
used them yet?
Nuh-uh.
Let's see.
This is the master.
And this.
Whoa!
Ho-ho!
And now for some
ocean motion.
Oh, too cool!
Perfect wave right
in my own room.
And now
for some atmosphere.
Oh, far fucking out.
The best is yet to come.
Slow this thing down a little bit.
I'm starting to get seasick.
Now, Scotty,
get ready for the big bang.
How do you know
about all this stuff?
Hey, you've been around.
I've been around.
And who with?
What's so funny?
My sister.
Yeah, Lana,
she rents this place out.
I've been here lots of times.
Is everything turned on now?
Everything is now.
# You called your friends
and they're coming on over #
# The party is on,
the party's on! #
# We might get crazy,
but we won't get sober #
# The party is on,
the party's on! #
# Well, you can bet your life #
# And you'd better watch your wife #
# And we'll be feeling all right #
# Yeah, the party's on tonight #
# Well, we're gonna party
till the day after, baby #
# The party is on,
the party's on! #
# The girls I know
will drive you crazy #
# The party is on,
the party's on! #
# Well,
you can bet your life #
# Nobody will be
walking right #
# And we'll be
feeling all right #
# Yeah, the party's on tonight! #
- Hi.
- Heart attack.
- Heart attack, my ass.
- With pleasure.
Hey, Rag, got a party about to happen,
dude. Where's the band?
Bad news, dude.
They just called.
They're playing
a bar mitzvah in Encino.
Well, dude, we need a band.
What are we gonna do?
Wait a second. I got it.
What?
Where are you going?
# Yeah yeah! #
# He's got the body #
# Yeah yeah! #
# Computer madness #
# He'll pull the plug #
# Computer madness #
# He'll pull the plug #
# Computer madness #
# Computer
madness #
# Computer madness #
# Computer
madness. #
Hello.
I hope you're not here
to complain about the noise.
No way.
You guys, you're awesome.
Thanks.
What record company
you guys record for?
We don't have a label.
We can't even get a gig.
Well, you know what, girls?
I got a feeling something's
right around the corner.
- Band: Oh, yeah?
- Yeah!
# By the phone #
# All alone #
# Will he call? #
# Or will he stall? #
# You want some fun? #
# Another one #
# String that bait #
# While you wait #
# Don't you feel bad about