I did.
- Like you did.
- ( bell rings )
- ( screams )
Rounder, you get an "A" for enthusiasm,
but an "F" for technique.
- How about a "J" for jerkoff?
- ( guys laughing )
You know what? I think it's time I took
you guys to the ultimate place
for meeting women--
a hidden valley
of hardbodies.
And the only thing you need
to know to gain entry
are the secret passwords--
"Let's go shopping."
Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!
Feast your eyes, guys.
They're alone.
They're off-guard.
These chicks are ready
to be dialogued.
Look at you guys--
dumpy, frumpy and lumpy.
We've gotta do something
about the way you guys look.
Mr. Ashby, you're next.
Hey, son, I'd as soon have
an inch cut off my dick
than get my hair cut here.
Whatever turns you on, Tex.
# Somebody's getting
you down #
# Well, you know,
it's just how things go #
# Get up,
your Saturday night #
# Where you'll know
you'll be all right, girl #
# Well, you don't know
what you're doing without #
# Well, let me show you
what I'm talking about #
# I see the boys on the block #
# And they ask me
where you're at, girl #
# I say you're wasting
your time #
# Better get on up
to bat, girl #
# Well, you don't know #
# What we're talking about #
# And I don't know #
# But we'll figure it out #
# And I keep wanting to say #
# Hello hello hello! #
# Come on
and step in my ride #
# We'll go downtown
and dance away #
- # Hello hello hello! #
- ( chanting )
# We're gonna make it all right #
- # Hey, girl, you've got it anyway... #
- All: Break!
# He gives you all
of his lines #
# Makes you think
he's some big actor #
# Meanwhile,
he's running around #
# And you know just what
he's after #
# Well, he don't know #
# What you're really about,
let him go #
# And let him figure it out #
# Don't waste your time
by the phone #
# Come on, grab your shoes
and hat, girl #
# Go show the boys
on the block #
# Just exactly
where you're at, girl #
# 'Cause you don't show
what you're thinking about #
# Hey, girl, you know
that it's gonna work out #
# Yeah! And I keep on saying #
# Hello hello hello! #
# Come on
and step in my ride #
# We'll go downtown
and dance away #
# Hello hello hello! #
# We're gonna make it all right #
# Hey, girl,
you've got it anyway #
# Don't gotta make
no obligation #
# Just gotta get
the situation #
# Get it over and over #
# And over and over #
# Hello hello hello! #
# Come on
and step in my ride #
# We'll go downtown
and get away. #
( shouts )
All right!
Yes, Lord!
( rock music playing )
- Hi, there.
- Hi.
- How's the house working out?
- Great. Having a ball.
I bet. How's the hunt
for hardbodies going?
You know, it's the thrill of the chase.
We're not taking it serious or anything.
Big Kahuna
to Southern Comfort.
You read me,
Southern Comfort? Come on.
Loud and clear,
Big Kahuna.
There's a hot little hardbody
heading your way right now.
Why don't you intercept her
and show her no mercy?
Roger, Big Kahuna. Out.
Southern Comfort.
Is that your handle?
Yeah.
I'm a little aged,
but I go down smooth.
Hey, Lana, watch this.
Neat, huh?
Will you tell Kristi
that I came by to say hello?
Sure thing, Candy.
Thanks. Bye.
Bye.
( giggling )
( wincing )
( laughing )
Is that any way to treat
the men in your lives?
We're only paying you back.
- Rag: Paying us back for what?
- Tell him.
We have been hit on
over five times today
by your stupid geek squad.
Yeah, Scotty,
how's the pimp biz?
Hey, now that is unfair, okay?
That's below the belt.
Really? Word down
on the beach is
you've moved in
with a bunch of sex geezers.
They might be old, ugly and horny,
but actually they're very nice guys.
Hard-ups with hard-ons.
There's a lot of that going around.
Listen, I need to talk
to Kristi for a minute.
- We'll be right back.
- I'll wait out here.
I'll keep Kimberly company.
I'm not lonely, Rag.
But I am.
- What's the big deal?
- You'll see.
-