me hot and cold #
# Now I'm sold #
# When things look that good #
# Her name up in lights #
# She's a woman in motion #
# Causing commotion #
# I've got the notion #
# Huh! She's squeezing an ocean #
# Let me see
a woman in motion #
# Woman in motion #
# Causing commotion,
causing commotion #
- ( screams )
- # I've got the notion #
- # Say what? #
- # She's a woman in motion #
( grunts )
( laughs )
Hey!
( screaming )
Ride 'em, cowboy!
( squealing )
You've got to admit,
they're not such bad guys after all.
But I'd rather be alone with you!
( '80s pop music playing )
# Baby, don't try to talk light #
# Blame it on these arms
that held you tight #
# Blame it on these hands
that touched your skin #
# Blame it on the heart
that loves to sin #
# Blame it on this man #
# I'll take 'em down #
# Blame it on me #
# I feel no shame #
# I did it #
# And I'm glad #
# I did it, 'cause I'm a man #
# I did it #
# And I'm glad #
# So don't look at me
like I'm so bad... #
- ( whistles )
- That's 10 big weenies and cheese...
10 large fries,
10 large colas
and 10 apple turnovers.
- Anything else I can get you?
- Yeah, what's your name?
- Dede.
- We'll have one fresh Dede to go.
I wish. I don't get off till 2:00.
Hey, come on, Dede!
It's now or never!
- All right, Dede!
- Girls: Whoo-hoo! Whoo!
# I did it, I did it #
Head 'em up!
Move 'em out!
( shouts )
# I'll take the blame #
# Blame it on me #
# I'll feel no shame #
# She was a young thing #
# In the prime of her life #
# Standing there looking #
# As cute as could be #
# So I walked on over #
# And asked her name #
# I'm still not believing #
# What she said to me #
# "I don't fuck fossils for free #
# Old man #
# I don't fuck fossils for free #
# So just go on home #
# And take matters in hand"... #
( grunts )
# "'Cause I don't fuck
fossils for free." #
Oh, Hunter, give me your
big throbbing love bud.
My flower needs watering
from the hydrant in your loins.
Ooh, I'm gonna hydrantize your
flowering bud like you can't believe.
( screams )
No!
- Keep your hands off of me!
- What the hell is the matter with you?
Am I crazy?
One minute you beg me for it
and the next minute
I can't touch you.
I'm sorry.
I like lots of foreplay.
For how long, a week?
( '80s rock music playing )
# Oh... #
I can never get
one of these things undone.
Well, that's because there's
nothing to get undone.
( laughs )
Wait-- wait a sec.
I thought you said
you were 29,
but how could you
have a kid who's 18?
It was, uh, one of those
arranged deals.
Gee, I thought I started fast,
but I've never met a guy who got
a girl pregnant at nine.
You must have been
an early developer.
God, Rounder,
it's so big and scary.
Touch it again,
it's been so long.
Kiss me, Hunter.
Thrust your heat-seeking
missile between my lips.
- ( screams )
- Oh, I'm so sorry!
Candy, I can't believe I did that.
I'm so clumsy.
You know what?
You know what?
If you take that off
right now and soak it,
there's a chance it won't stain.
I have to take it off first.
- ( unzips )
- ( stops playing )
Whatever happens,
don't stop playing. Deal?
Deal.
( playing increasingly faster )
( moaning )
Oh, Rounder,
I'm climbing the mountain!
Oh! Climb it!
( playing very quickly )
Oh, Rounder!
Get to the top!
- ( screaming )
- Get to the top!
( strings snap )
( snoring )
Want some more champagne?
Mm-hmm.
Okay, you stay right here, sexy.
I'll be right back.
Okay.
- ( shouts )
- ( screams )
Help! Get away from me!
( screaming )
Get away!
Someone! Come on!
Let go!
Cut it out!
( screaming )
- Come on!
- Would you get out of here?!
Hey hey! Hunter!
That's enough, man!
- Leave her alone!
- What are you doing here?
Hunter, she says no,
she means no.
- Scotty, I think I can handle this.
- No, I know you can handle it.
Give me a break, will you, Scotty?
I don't need your advice this time.
I mean it.
Leave her