don't forget to take your
wheat germ. You're gonna need it.
Well, look what the cat dragged in.
I thought we had an agreement--
no guys from the club.
Oh come on, Ash.
Lighten up, man.
We've got girls coming
out of our ears.
You're missing the point.
This is supposed
to have been for fun.
Now you're bringing
business into it.
Well, so what?
Hey, Ash, how are you doing?
Just fine, Rounder.
And one more thing,
I don't like
what you're trying
to pull with Kristi.
Hey, I haven't touched her.
What, you're playing it cool, huh?
I spill no wine before it's time.
You're a sick man.
That's not funny.
She and Scotty,
they got a real thing going on.
Now you're trying to fuck it up.
What are you, her den mother?
She's old enough
to make up her own mind.
Not when she doesn't
have all the facts.
What are you talking about?
What facts?
- The fact that you're an asshole.
- I'm an asshole?!
- Yeah, you're an asshole!
- I'm an asshole?!
- You're an asshole!
- You're an asshole!
You guys want to see an asshole?
I'll show you an asshole!
Come on, guys. Lighten up.
We've got a party
to get ready for here.
Not me, I'm out of this scene.
Old Hunter's using
this party tonight
to profiteer.
Ain't much I can do about
except just not be a part of it.
Well, partner, just might be
something old Rag and me here
can do about it.
Yeah, I think we can
think of something cool.
# You told me #
# You sold me #
# Controlled me #
# And I believed you
when you pleaded #
# And you said
that I would be good #
# Well, fuck you #
# You bought me #
# You taught me... #
Kristi, let's get out of here.
Come on, let's just hang around
another hour, okay?
Besides, I promised
Hunter we'd stay.
An hour? There's gonna
be nothing left of us
except a pile of white bones.
Un-fucking-believable.
Makes those bimbos in Vegas
look like corn-fed hogs.
- I gotta learn how you do it.
- Of course you do, Farns.
And so does every other
lonely guy out there in America.
It's a natural for cable TV.
Wait'll you hear the name.
This is gonna kill you.
- You ready? Go ahead.
- "Hunting With Hunter."
- Is that great or what?
- Rounder: Every week,
we send Hunter out to dialogue
a bunch of new hardbodies.
And Rounder does
the BBD update.
And all we need's a couple
of hundred thousand dollars for a pilot.
Money is no problem.
I love the concept.
You've got a deal.
- We got a deal.
- We got a deal.
All right, it's party time!
You guys are cool.
I knew you'd dig it.
Rag, you're okay. We've got to invite
you the next time we give a party.
Yeah man, we love
to drink a lot of beer!
And light a lot of farts!
Wow, that's cool.
- Yeah, let's party!
- Yeah!
Party!
Hang back.
Okay, that's Hunter right there
in the white jumpsuit.
Woman:
Got it.
Okay, guys, don't start anything
until this party starts
to fizzle though, okay?
When are we gonna
know when that is?
- You'll know.
- All right.
Hey, all right, how we doing?
Having a good time.
Kristi, do me a favor, will ya?
I want you to meet
a business friend
of mine I have here.
Just show him a good time, okay?
Show him a good time?
No, not show him a good time,
show him a good time.
- Oh barf.
- Give me a break, will you, Kimberly?
Farns, come here, I want you
to meet some friends of mine.
Oh, double barf.
Uh, Farnsey, this is Kimberly;
Kimberly, this is Farnsey.
Farnsey, this is Kristi;
Kristi, Farnsey.
Well now, hello, Kristi.
My friends call me Farnsey,
my enemies call me collect.
A funny man.
Funny rich man.
Funny girls. Such funny--
Wait.
Kristi. Kristi!
Oh shit!
What a shame!
Hey, you know there's
a chance that won't stain
if we soak it right away.
So why don't you
go upstairs with me
and wring it out?
You can? Okay.
# Come on, baby baby #
# Baby, give me the chance #
# 'Cause I know,
I know I can show you #
# About romance #
Woman: Ooh!
How careless. We will
have to help you wash that out.