Brewski?
- No, thanks.
I'm watching my figure.
Yeah, me too.
This room is all mine.
- Can you stand it?
- Just barely.
What are all those knobs for?
Scotty: I don't know.
You mean you haven't
used them yet?
Nuh-uh.
Let's see.
This is the master.
And this.
Whoa!
Ho-ho!
And now for some
ocean motion.
( water gurgling )
Oh, too cool!
Perfect wave right
in my own room.
And now
for some atmosphere.
( disco music playing )
Oh, far fucking out.
The best is yet to come.
Slow this thing down a little bit.
I'm starting to get seasick.
Now, Scotty,
get ready for the big bang.
How do you know
about all this stuff?
Hey, you've been around.
I've been around.
And who with?
- ( laughing )
- What's so funny?
My sister.
Yeah, Lana,
she rents this place out.
I've been here lots of times.
Is everything turned on now?
Everything is now.
( vocalizing )
# You called your friends
and they're coming on over #
# The party is on,
the party's on! #
# We might get crazy,
but we won't get sober #
# The party is on,
the party's on! #
# Well, you can bet your life #
# And you'd better watch your wife #
# And we'll be feeling all right #
# Yeah, the party's on tonight #
# Well, we're gonna party
till the day after, baby #
# The party is on,
the party's on! #
# The girls I know
will drive you crazy #
# The party is on,
the party's on! #
# Well,
you can bet your life #
# Nobody will be
walking right #
# And we'll be
feeling all right #
# Yeah, the party's on tonight! #
- Hi.
- Heart attack.
- Heart attack, my ass.
- With pleasure.
Hey, Rag, got a party about to happen,
dude. Where's the band?
Bad news, dude.
They just called.
They're playing
a bar mitzvah in Encino.
Well, dude, we need a band.
What are we gonna do?
Wait a second. I got it.
What?
Where are you going?
( rock music playing )
# Yeah yeah! #
# He's got the body #
# Yeah yeah! #
# Computer madness #
# He'll pull the plug #
# Computer madness #
# He'll pull the plug #
# Computer madness #
# Computer
madness #
# Computer madness #
# Computer
madness. #
Hello.
I hope you're not here
to complain about the noise.
No way.
You guys, you're awesome.
Thanks.
What record company
you guys record for?
We don't have a label.
- We can't even get a gig.
- ( drum roll )
Well, you know what, girls?
I got a feeling something's
right around the corner.
- Band: Oh, yeah?
- Yeah!
( rock music playing )
# By the phone #
# All alone #
# Will he call? #
# Or will he stall? #
# You want some fun? #
# Another one #
# String that bait #
# While you wait #
# Don't you feel bad about it? #
# You just can't live without him #
# Maria #
# When will you #
# Be by his side? #
# By his side? #
# Maria, when will you #
# Be satisfied?
Be satisfied? #
# Maria, when will you #
# Be by his side? #
# By his side? #
# Maria #
# When will you be satisfied? #
# Be satisfied? #
# Maria #
# When will you #
# Be by his side? #
# By his side? #
# Maria... #
Thank you.
Thank you. All right.
We'd like to dedicate
this next number
to our new manager,
Mr. Party himself--
Scotty Palmer!
All right, man, right on!
I didn't know
you manage bands.
Stick around, baby.
Surprise is my middle name.
What's the name?
The band, what's the name?
Diaper Rash.
That sucks. Change the name,
call me tomorrow. We'll have lunch.
# Be with you #
- # They want to be with me #
- # They want to be with you #
# They want to be with me #
- # They want to be with you #
- # They want to be with me... #
- Howdy.
- Howdy.
I'm Carlton Ashby.
Cool name. I'm Michelle.
Michelle, what do you do?
Well, that all depends
on who I'm with.
No, I mean
what kind of work do you do?
I teach aerobics.
How about you, Carlton?
Fertilizer's my game.
I own a manure factory in Texas.
- You mean like--
- Cow shit.
( laughing )
100% grade "A"
finger-licking good pasture patties
to sprinkle on your rose bushes.
I love