s do five more miles!
Go ahead,
I'll catch up with you.
Congratulations.
I see you made your big score.
- Yeah.
- Enjoying yourself?
Yeah, Michelle's a spunky little filly.
Keeps me off my can.
You look a little tired.
Well, you know what they say--
no pain, no gain.
Well, you'd better start pumping
'cause your little filly's
- halfway around the track.
- Oh God.
- See you around.
- All right.
( '80s pop music playing )
Come on, come on.
Tuck it in, tuck it in.
Tuck it in.
Straighten that back now.
Straighten that back.
Looking good, looking good.
Come on, Mickey.
What are you, a sissy?
That's only 50 lbs.
Push it, girl.
Push it, come on.
Come on. Come on.
Hey, I love ya.
20 more, go gobble some protein.
- Oh! Mr. Manager.
- Rocco.
Hey, I like your girls.
They sound good, they look good.
Tell me, do they screw good?
( laughs )
Now don't tell me--
I like ladies with mystery.
Hey Rocco, I got
a new name for the band.
Yeah, good, 'cause
that other name--
"Diarrhea," whatever--
made me sick
and I'm not what you'd call
a queasy kind of guy.
Hardbodies.
Hardbodies?
Yeah, it means the perfect
little foxes down on the beach.
Yeah, I-- I like it.
Listen, that goes with my concept.
I want to promote your band
and my bodybuilders on one ticket.
- That sounds different.
- Definitely.
Hey, shit, it's a marriage
made in fucking heaven.
Listen, guys are sick
of wimpy broads.
Look at these hamstrings,
these gluteus maximus,
the spinal erectus--
this is the body of the '80s.
So what do you say, kid?
We stage an exhibition
on the beach,
Hardbody Spectacular?
- All right.
- ( laughing )
- Okay.
- Now, listen,
bring your friends around tonight
and we'll party here, huh?
Beer, wine, booze, pizza--
all on Rocco.
Listen, kiddo, I always treat
my business partners right.
May God rest their souls.
Kimberly, which one
do you think I should wear?
The pink one.
Scotty said we should wear our best.
Yeah, well, I really don't think
I feel like going out with Scotty
after what happened
at the party.
- Yes, you do.
- ( rock music playing )
You know you got
the hots for him.
I'm the one making
the sacrifice.
I have to go out with Rag!
- Oh, Rag, you're so--
- All right!
# Do you love me?
Do you love me? #
# Do you love me?
Do you, do you really love me? #
( both scream )
# Tell me, tell me, tell me #
# Do you really love me? #
( giggling )
# Mr. Cool Mystery... #
What are you doing?
Why do guys like boobs?
Why do guys like boobs?
I don't know why guys like boobs.
But they sure go crazy trying
to get at 'em though, don't they?
Yeah, but they don't do anything.
They just lie there.
( laughing )
I know why they like 'em.
'Cause they don't have 'em.
( laughing )
Come here, okay,
can you imagine Rag
in a set of double-D...
( both chattering, laughing )
Hey dude, are you for real?
Fuckin'-A right, girl.
Not too bad for starters, Scotty.
The best is yet to come.
- Oh my God!
- ( shouting, laughing )
Oh God, you guys.
- Come on, guys, get in.
- This is unbelievable!
Ooh, champagne!
- What are we drinking to?
- Tonight, we drink
to the finest things in life.
What are those things?
- Fast cars.
- Fast women.
- Fast food.
- ( all laughing )
Rag, the window!
- Oh!
- All right!
Pop that baby open!
- Whoo!
- ( all shouting, hooting )
- ( pops )
- Whoo!
( '80s pop music playing )
# Night time's the right time #
# For making it work on the street #
# Thrown in the corner #
# You just don't know
who you might meet #
# Hey #
# Rocking behind... #
Yeah!
( laughing )
Whoo! Yee-haw!
# For giving up the ride #
# It's satisfaction, all right #
# All right... #
- ( coughs )
- ( laughs )
# Came to this place
with a smile on my face #
# And desire #
# Walk through the door
and then out on the floor #
# With the fire #
# Always play it cool, ooh #
# I'm no fool #
# But I must confess... #
Nice dress.
# She's got