darling. How'd you like to go suck down a couple of cold beers? Piss off, schmuck. See that, Ash? No matter how mellow it comes out, it's still a line. These chicks are black and blue from getting hit by lines. - You gotta give 'em something fresh. - Like what, buddy? The dialogue. The whole purpose is to throw them off-guard. I think it's time I gave you guys a little demonstration. - Hunter: All right, let's go. - Okay, come on. What's the matter, boys? Don't you find me attractive? Are you okay? Yeah, I'm okay. I was just watching this incredible-looking blonde skate. I wasn't looking what I-- I... Oh, God, wow. Oh, you're the good-- you're-- I am really embarrassed. I can't believe I just said all that. - I am really embarrassed. - You were really watching me - when you tripped? - I started watching you all the way up the beach over there. You are absolutely beautiful. You're a model, right? No, I wanna be, but right now I'm just waiting tables for a living. You are waiting tables. Well, listen, we are having a party on Saturday night and practically every modeling agent in this city is gonna be there. And I bet you they'd love to meet you. Really? That sounds great. - Look, I'm Scotty Palmer. - I'm Angie. Listen, the address is 202 Ocean Way, okay? These are my friends, by the way. They're gonna be there. I'm gonna be there. - Thank you very much. - Thank you for being so beautiful. - See you Saturday. - Saturday. Bye, guys. Bye. - Scotty: You're up, big buddy. - Rounder: Me? - You. - What do I do? - Just go for it. - Go for it. - Go for it. Just like I did. - Like you did. Rounder, you get an "A" for enthusiasm, but an "F" for technique. How about a "J" for jerkoff? You know what? I think it's time I took you guys to the ultimate place for meeting women-- a hidden valley of hardbodies. And the only thing you need to know to gain entry are the secret passwords-- "Let's go shopping." Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! Feast your eyes, guys. They're alone. They're off-guard. These chicks are ready to be dialogued. Look at you guys-- dumpy, frumpy and lumpy. We've gotta do something about the way you guys look. Mr. Ashby, you're next. Hey, son, I'd as soon have an inch cut off my dick than get my hair cut here. Whatever turns you on, Tex. # Somebody's getting you down # # Well, you know, it's just how things go # # Get up, your Saturday night # # Where you'll know you'll be all right, girl # # Well, you don't know what you're doing without # # Well, let me show you what I'm talking about # # I see the boys on the block # # And they ask me where you're at, girl # # I say you're wasting your time # # Better get on up to bat, girl # # Well, you don't know # # What we're talking about # # And I don't know # # But we'll figure it out # # And I keep wanting to say # # Hello hello hello! # # Come on and step in my ride # # We'll go downtown and dance away # # Hello hello hello! # # We're gonna make it all right # - # Hey, girl, you've got it anyway... # - All: Break! # He gives you all of his lines # # Makes you think he's some big actor # # Meanwhile, he's running around # # And you know just what he's after # # Well, he don't know # # What you're really about, let him go # # And let him figure it out # # Don't waste your time by the phone # # Come on, grab your shoes and hat, girl # # Go show the boys on the block # # Just exactly where you're at, girl # # 'Cause you don't show what you're thinking about # # Hey, girl, you know that it's gonna work out # # Yeah! And I keep on saying # # Hello hello hello! # # Come on and step in my ride # # We'll go downtown and dance away # # Hello hello hello! # # We're gonna make it all right # # Hey, girl, you've got it anyway # # Don't gotta make no obligation # # Just gotta get the situation # # Get it over and over # # And over and over # # ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Потерянный уикэнд на английском - текст Столкновение на английском - текст Детсадовский полицейский на английском - текст Золушка на английском - текст Дитя человеческое на английском |