darling.
How'd you like to go suck down
a couple of cold beers?
Piss off, schmuck.
See that, Ash?
No matter how mellow
it comes out, it's still a line.
These chicks are black and blue
from getting hit by lines.
- You gotta give 'em something fresh.
- Like what, buddy?
The dialogue. The whole purpose
is to throw them off-guard.
I think it's time I gave you guys
a little demonstration.
- Hunter: All right, let's go.
- Okay, come on.
What's the matter, boys?
Don't you find me attractive?
Are you okay?
Yeah, I'm okay. I was just watching
this incredible-looking blonde skate.
I wasn't looking what I-- I...
Oh, God, wow.
Oh, you're the good-- you're--
I am really embarrassed.
I can't believe
I just said all that.
- I am really embarrassed.
- You were really watching me
- when you tripped?
- I started watching you
all the way up the beach
over there.
You are absolutely beautiful.
You're a model, right?
No, I wanna be,
but right now
I'm just waiting tables for a living.
You are waiting tables.
Well, listen, we are having
a party on Saturday night
and practically every modeling agent
in this city is gonna be there.
And I bet you
they'd love to meet you.
Really? That sounds great.
- Look, I'm Scotty Palmer.
- I'm Angie.
Listen, the address
is 202 Ocean Way, okay?
These are my friends,
by the way.
They're gonna be there.
I'm gonna be there.
- Thank you very much.
- Thank you for being so beautiful.
- See you Saturday.
- Saturday.
Bye, guys. Bye.
- Scotty: You're up, big buddy.
- Rounder: Me?
- You.
- What do I do?
- Just go for it.
- Go for it.
- Go for it. Just like I did.
- Like you did.
Rounder, you get an "A" for enthusiasm,
but an "F" for technique.
How about a "J" for jerkoff?
You know what? I think it's time I took
you guys to the ultimate place
for meeting women--
a hidden valley
of hardbodies.
And the only thing you need
to know to gain entry
are the secret passwords--
"Let's go shopping."
Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!
Feast your eyes, guys.
They're alone.
They're off-guard.
These chicks are ready
to be dialogued.
Look at you guys--
dumpy, frumpy and lumpy.
We've gotta do something
about the way you guys look.
Mr. Ashby, you're next.
Hey, son, I'd as soon have
an inch cut off my dick
than get my hair cut here.
Whatever turns you on, Tex.
# Somebody's getting
you down #
# Well, you know,
it's just how things go #
# Get up,
your Saturday night #
# Where you'll know
you'll be all right, girl #
# Well, you don't know
what you're doing without #
# Well, let me show you
what I'm talking about #
# I see the boys on the block #
# And they ask me
where you're at, girl #
# I say you're wasting
your time #
# Better get on up
to bat, girl #
# Well, you don't know #
# What we're talking about #
# And I don't know #
# But we'll figure it out #
# And I keep wanting to say #
# Hello hello hello! #
# Come on
and step in my ride #
# We'll go downtown
and dance away #
# Hello hello hello! #
# We're gonna make it all right #
- # Hey, girl, you've got it anyway... #
- All: Break!
# He gives you all
of his lines #
# Makes you think
he's some big actor #
# Meanwhile,
he's running around #
# And you know just what
he's after #
# Well, he don't know #
# What you're really about,
let him go #
# And let him figure it out #
# Don't waste your time
by the phone #
# Come on, grab your shoes
and hat, girl #
# Go show the boys
on the block #
# Just exactly
where you're at, girl #
# 'Cause you don't show
what you're thinking about #
# Hey, girl, you know
that it's gonna work out #
# Yeah! And I keep on saying #
# Hello hello hello! #
# Come on
and step in my ride #
# We'll go downtown
and dance away #
# Hello hello hello! #
# We're gonna make it all right #
# Hey, girl,
you've got it anyway #
# Don't gotta make
no obligation #
# Just gotta get
the situation #
# Get it over and over #
# And over and over #
#