[MAN CHOKING] I can't breathe. I can't breathe. [PEOPLE LAUGHING] - What do you think? - He's not funny. He seems funny. Everybody's laughing. I've seen his work maybe 15 times now and he's never made me laugh. I don't like him. Maybe that's it. I just don't like him. FIPPSY: How did I do? J.J.: Oh, that was wonderful. Wonderful, Fippsy. You really slay me. - You slay me. - Terrific. Oh, my God. I really appreciate that coming from you, Mr. Travalian. - I always overdo. - No, no, no. Good, good, good. KREPLICH: So? Hey, let me... Let me just talk with him quietly. You want him? He's great! You can't have him. - Why? - J.J. Hates him. - What do you want? - Fire him. - How can I fire him? I can't hire him. - J.J. - Oh, God. I gotta fire another director. - Call Morris Finestein. J.J., can I see you? How he wastes my time. KREPLICH: We seem to have a little problem... ...I thought l'd like to discuss with you. Hey, Eddie. How goes it? - Mr. Travalian. You bringing us a hit? - Hope not. Don't wanna spoil my record. Probably too depressing for Broadway. You're probably right, Eddie. Catch you later. PIMP: I can get you woman. - I'm diseased. [EXPLOSIONS OVER TV] Hello! Hello! I'm home! - Hi, Pop. How's it going? - Hey, lg. How about you? Okay. - Surprise! - Surprise! IGOR: Get away from me. SPIKE: Surprise! [SINGING "HAPPY BIRTHDAY"] - My birthday. - I forgot my birthday. Oh, you remembered my birthday. All right, you guys. I've been kind of busy these days, really. - Favs! You got me a Favs. TRAVALIAN: All right, come on. Let me see. Slippers! TRAVALIAN: Lt's not his birthday, it's mine. They don't fit. That's okay. Let me see, what's this? I had a lousy day today. I've turned 42, I fired a director, I beat my kids... I forgot to beat my kids. [YELLING] Hold on! Oh! I'm coming for you, lgor. You're the one! You're the one! - Okay. IGOR: Help! Help me! Okay. We got him! I've got him! We got him! Down he goes! - Happy birthday, kiddo! - Thanks, kiddo. - Happy birthday. - Happy birthday, Ivan. - Happy birthday, Pop. - Happy birthday, Ivan. [CHEERING] Well, this is great. Only l'm not 43. You're 43. - I'm 42, Gloria. - You were 42 last year. - You're 43, Pop. - 43, Pop. - How do you know? - I was here last year. I remember! 43 you are, Ivan. I was living here last year too. Us too, Ivan. Remember? Last year we gave you 42 beach balls. - One was for good luck. - No. You look good for your age. Don't you ever, ever, ever tell me I look good for my age again, Gloria. [SINGING "HAPPY BIRTHDAY"] Gloria, Gloria. Gloria! [LAUGHING AND CHEERING] - You going out? - I gotta meet Kreplich... ...go over this director thing. Is that okay? Is it okay? Is it okay that you're going out? Yeah. Sure. Okay. You are one beautiful chica there, honey chili. GLORIA: So they tell me. What say I get back, we get the party lights going? Pop a little popcorn. I have always known it would come to this, Blanche. Gloria, why are you putting the knives, forks... ...spoons and party hats in the refrigerator? Lt's simple human error. Don't misinterpret it or blow it out of proportion... ...because you have career anxieties. TRAVALIAN: Morris! Morris Finestein! Morris! FINESTEIN: What are you doing here? - You gotta do the play. I will not direct your play. I do not like this play. I will not have my name associated with it. My career is too important. Don't you understand? I will not do this play. I do not like this play. - Now, that's a firm decision. TRAVALIAN: I'm begging. - Want me to beg? - No. - I'll beg. - Ivan, please! - I'm on my knees. - You're embarrassing me. Ivan! Okay, l'll think about it. I'll read it again. Maybe we can fix the second act, okay? Just get up. Come on. Take it easy. KREPLICH: Morris Finestein? TRAVALIAN: Yes. - He didn't like your play. - That's the way he is. He said to
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