stepbrothers and seven stepsisters.
I've got more than 20 aunts
and 26 uncles, precisely.
I've got more than nine grandparents
and five great-grandparents.
I've got more than 200 cousins
in America alone.
When are you gonna stop this, huh?
Huh?
I don't wanna live
in Greenwich, Connecticut.
Neither does Bonnie.
But we're gonna, Ivan.
We're gonna.
What happens if we hate it?
Then what?
You're certainly in a bind there.
You certainly are.
I wouldn't ever get married.
Even if you paid me $ 150.
Never.
Not in my whole entire life.
And that's a promise too.
SPIKE: You know, I guess l'll make
a lot of friends in Daytona.
I mean, it's not like l'm
really gonna be alone, Ivan.
I mean, there's all my dad's other kids
and all. There's a whole team too, right?
I guess l'll have plenty of friends.
You're invited to stay here, Spike.
You know?
I want you to know that.
You always got a home if I got one.
When your mom and I finish
with this arguing business...
...I expect you to come whipping
right back here.
Yep. My mom doesn't ever
get over arguing. Ever, Ivan.
So's if I were you,
l'd stop waiting for her to, okay?
I had to do that for the longest time
when she and my dad first broke up.
She never came back.
I mean, first she married Juan-Philippe,
then she married you.
She don't even think about my dad.
I know that for a fact.
Once she's mad, she just stays mad.
That's why I never let her get real mad
at me. I just make sure she doesn't.
If I did let her get real mad at me,
I wouldn't have no mom, right?
And that would be awful.
[HORN HONKS]
BONNIE:
Oh, God, Debbie. There's Daddy.
DEBBIE:
Oh, God.
DEBBIE:
Oh, God.
BONNIE:
I really feel sick.
DEBBIE: If you start crying, Bonnie,
so help me God, l'm gonna bat you one.
BONNIE:
I'm not crying. I'm not crying.
DEBBIE:
He brought them all.
BONNIE: Who's the curly-haired kid?
Dad's or hers?
DEBBIE:
Hers.
Let's go, okay?
TRAVALIAN:
You guys ready?
ROGER: Hi.
DEBBIE: Hi, Daddy.
ROGER:
Hi, sweetheart. I'll take that.
ROGER: Come on. Hi, Bonnie.
- Hi, Daddy.
ROGER: Meet your brothers and sisters.
Have a good time.
DEBBIE: Hi.
- Kids. Say hi to Debbie and Bonnie.
- This is Debbie, Bonnie.
KIDS: Hi!
Everybody in the car.
Let's go.
KID 1: Let's go, Dad.
KID 2: Debbie or Bonnie?
ROGER:
Okay. All right. In you go.
GERALDO:
Spike, can you do something for me?
SPIKE:
Yeah, what?
- Ask your dad to sign this ball for me?
- Yeah, sure thing, Geraldo.
- I'm gonna miss you guys.
- We'll write, Spike.
SPIKE: Of all my mom's families,
this has been the best.
TRAVALIAN: Be careful. Stay away from
the junk food. Eat plenty of grapefruit.
SPIKE: My dad's gonna be great?
TRAVALIAN: Perfect.
GERALDO: Mom. Hey, Mom!
- Hey, baby.
- Hi, Mom.
- Hey.
- Did you talk to Dad?
- Yes, we talked and he's really excited!
- You're gonna have a wonderful time.
- No, I don't really mind.
- I love you, Spafford.
- I love you too, Mom.
How you doing? How's the jungle
treating you? Okay?
- Yeah. Yeah, great. You?
- Okay.
[SIGHS]
- In from Gloucester, huh?
- Yeah, yeah.
It's really easy. You get the
Eastern shuttle at Logan, comes right in.
It goes right back.
It was very thoughtful of you
to come here.
Well, he is my kid, isn't he?
So how come you're shipping him
back to the minors?
Lvan, if you make a scene here...
...I swear to God l'll never speak
to you as long as I live, okay?
TRAVALIAN: Okay.
- Okay.
Okay. Now, let's get
this show on the road.
GERALDO: Want me to carry it?
- That's okay.
Spike.
- See you, Spike.
SPIKE: Bye, guys.
GERALDO:
I'll give him your ticket!
TRAVALIAN: Spike.
GLORIA: Hold on, Spike. Come here.
MAN: Here you go.
- Bye-bye.
MAN: Have a good trip.
SPIKE: Bye.
- Wait!
- Bye.
I'm not taking this snow as a danger
signal on my first day of rehearsal.
I'm gonna keep a positive spirit.
- Iggy.
- What?
- Tie this damn thing, will you?
- What've you done?
How