.on the steps of a police station in West Bridgeport. What'd your daddy do? - He was in the apple crate business. - No, no. - That's a joke, right? - Yeah. He taught fifth grade. - Really? - Yeah. Were you in his class? - No. - No? I don't think I've ever known an Armenian. I mean, besides you. How do you know if someone's Armenian? Well, you can always tell an Armenian... ...because his last name rhymes with the word Armenian. Armenian! See that? A game can go on too long, you know. - You wanna go up? - I could, I suppose. I think we should. Yeah. You planning to do it with me? I have hope in that direction, yes. Quickie, or are you spending the night? Lady's choice. Up here with me? My hunch is it's a quickie. You're sensational, Alice. Can I help you? We're just going up to her house for a quickie. I beg your pardon? - You said you lived here. - No. - Yes, you did. - No, I didn't. - She didn't say she lived here? - She doesn't live here. See? I never said I did and I don't. Listen, he's really insistent. Would you maybe just let us use somebody's place for 10, 20 minutes? Are you kidding me? - Where do you live? - 10485th. - Give me the key. - What about me? I don't know. I'm very anxious. Whoa! I guess everybody figures: New York playwright, sleeps all over the place, right? - Right. It isn't true? - It's true, it's true, of course. It's just that I never feel at ease, Alice. I always feel I'm cheating on my wife. - Even now. - Really? She lives with Larry. How can you feel it's cheating? I felt that way before I was married. I mean, I'm never at ease. Are you at ease? - In sexual relationships? - Don't tell me. I don't wanna hear it. Oh, I don't know. I don't know. I feel as though every woman I sleep with over 10 times... ...I have to marry. - I know about that one. I mean, that's a problem. - What do you do? Leave the woman? - I marry them. You... Really? I went over 10 with Estelle, Gloria... Otherwise, nine. That's my limit. Ivбn, this is only once for us. Double or nothing? - What's the occasion? - Oh, I've gotta go to a charity ball. Get my picture taken in front of Roseland among the beautiful people. What I will do to sell tickets for my play. What do you think? Lggy? Depends. If you're singing with a big band and it's real late, say 2 a. m., it's fine. Perfect. Yeah, that's funny, Ig. Thank you. Are you gonna marry this actress you're sleeping with? This Alice Detroit? Are you gonna marry her or what? If I wasn't a major, major playwright, I'd be a professional ballroom dancer. There wasn't an orphan in all Connecticut could out-dance me. - I haven't done this in 10 years. - Ballroom dancer. Well, you know what? If we lived together, we could dance like this every night. - Live together? - Yeah, live together. - You mean, like, together? - Together. - Same house kind of thing. - My place. I have a huge sublet. Listen, we don't have to make a big commitment. We could just try it. I got kids at home, Alice. You just don't try out living with kids at home. I have strong, strong feelings for you. You know that. We've slept together many, many times, way over 10... ...which is a significant thing. - I've got it! I could move into your place. Alice. Alice, please. Hear me out. Look. I can't let you move in with me. I can't. I can't do that to the kids. I can't do it to myself. I can't do it to you. I care for you, Alice, I do. I care. But I can't consummate this thing as though it were a marriage. That's crazy. Okay? You can't move in. It's out of the question. Oh, Ivan! Would you be careful, please? That's my favorite chair. - I mean, it... Ivбn! Oh, Ivan! - I got it. I got. I got it. You got it? Oh, God. - I got it. - I better help you. - No, no. I got it. I got it. You two standing there looking at me. Are you nuts or what? Come on. Grab an end of this thing. - Grab an ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Университет то я окончил... на английском - текст Один дома 3 на английском - текст Перл Харбор на английском - текст Дети Дюны на английском - текст Кин-Дза-Дза на английском |