Skleenball is very simple, brian. Just sling your anchovies into your opponent's laundry basket. Aw, missed ! Do we get to eat the anchovies after the game ? No ! Does marvin haggler eat his trunks after a fight ? Who dumped my clean laundry on the floor ? Brian. Well, alf told me to. We were playing skleenball. It's not nice to rat on your friends. What's skleenball ? A picture's worth a thousand words. That picture was worth a thousand dollars. Well, maybe the frame makes it look cheap. I am tired of your breaking things. If this happens once more, you will be living in the garage. From now on, i'll treat this house as if it were my own. Treat it as if it were my house, And don't break anything ! Cheap frame ! I guess it can be repaired. Heads up ! Oops. ** I said i was sorry. How many times do i have to say it ? It's gotten to a point where saying you're sorry isn't enough. What if i write it down ? You don't get it, do you. Get what ? This whole idea of living together. We make rules and follow them To keep our lives from becoming chaos. If anybody breaks those rules -- You, me, or anybody -- Then life becomes impossible. You're right. I don't get it. Let me put it this way -- You're staying in the garage until we say you can get out. That i get. Let me ask you something. Did you act this way in your parent's house ? No.I lived in their garage. Oh, sure ! Draw parallels. Just think about what i've said, okay ? And we'll discuss it later. Willie, please. You can't leave me out here. There are none of the comforts of home. All right. You can bring something out from the house. Can it be something that answers to "hey, lucky" ? Just a thought. Wait, i want to ask you something important. What ? Uhhh. Uhhh. Goodbye, alf. Wait, i know. Instead of wasting time learning how to behave, Could i just suck up to kate ? Kate and i agreed about sending you out here. If anything, you'll have to suck up to both of us. Thanks, i'll remember that. Handsome. Willie ! Willie ! Our furniture ! We've been robbed ! Wishful thinking. [Click] Oh, hi. A housewarming gift. How nice. Who said you could bring this furniture out here ? Willie. I did not ! You said i could bring something from the house. I said something. Not everything ! In all fairness, you did not make that point clear. He did bring everything. I didn't take that hideous clock. That clock was a gift from my mother. Did i say hideous ? I meant lovely -- Like your mother. [Beep] That's the microwave. Brisket anyone ? Forget the brisket ! Alf, take everything back into the house tonight. And i emphasize everything ! And i emphasize tonight ! If you don't, you'll be out here permanently. I notice you emphasize the word permanently. Wait, Can we sit down and talk this out ? Just give me one minute. Fine. You have 1 minute. Thank you. Willie, don't sit in my chair. That was my chair in the house. Well, we're not in the house ! 40 seconds. That's not fair. Willie talked, too ! Penalize him ! 35. What are you -- Mission control ? 30. 30 seconds ? I just had a minute -- Half a minute ago ! Just say what you have to say ! Uh. Uhhh. Uhhh. Good night, alf. No !I need human companionship. I don't know how i ever got along without it. But now i'm hooked. I'm a people junkie. Please. Don't go. You go ahead, kate. I'll sit out here with him for awhile. What are you doing ? It seems like he really misses us. I do, i do, i do. He's got our furniture & brisket. Now, he's after us. You're right, of course. You stay in the garage. Without us, and without our brisket. Good night, alf. Wait, please ! Give me another chance. I know i could change. Let me move back inside for 1 week, ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Легион на английском - текст Раннее лето на английском - текст Волшебник на английском - текст Великое закрытие на английском - текст Выжившие на английском |