to the
stand.
Oh,
brother !
It's all right.
Go ahead.
Thank you.
Did you break
the window ?
No.
But you don't
even know what window
we're talking about.
I assume you
meant the
ochmoneks'
window.
Just like we're
supposed to
assume your
innocence !
What are
you doing ?
I'm just trying
to spice up the
proceedings.
I don't
want to
hear any
more.
Case dismissed.
Objection.
Sustained.
Figures.
I want this case
thrown out of court.
Why ?
Because i'm losing.
Summaries ?
Alf did it.No, i
didn't.
Okay, i'll decide
on my verdict.
Take
your
time.
Assess
the evidence
before you.
I don't care if
it takes days,
weeks, months,
To reach a verdict.
Just as long as
justice is served,
And i'm found
not guilty.
I'm done.
Already ?
Is it a good
or bad verdict ?
Bad.
Bad for me
or bad for him ?
Bad for you.
Then, don't tell
me what it is.
And please,
I'd like you to accept
this expensive parting gift.
No, thank you.
As agreed, i
sentence you
to 30 days
with no tv.
All right !
I've changed my mind.
I don't want
a trial.
Well, 9 o'clock --
Time for "golden girls."
So, blanche, who are you
going to sleep with tonight?
Everybody.
Ha ha ha.
What are
you doing ?
Watching "golden girls."
What does it look like ?
Say, "hello," sophia.
Not now, i have to
go to the bathroom
before i lose my seat.
Ha, ha.
Alf ...
You're right.
They do the same
jokes every week.
Hit the music,
will you ?
I'm gonna watch
"dance fever."
[ Music ]
Yeah, go
feverettes !
Alf, i
think you're
losing it.
Then stick me in
a state hospital --
One with a big-Screen tv.
I'm
sorry.
But you're
the one
who wanted
a trial.
I also thought
justice would
triumph.
But i was
wrong --
I'm being punished for
a crime i didn't commit.
You really didn't
do it, did you.
No.
You believe me,
don't you ?
Of course i do.
Thanks.
I wish i had
a better
lawyer.
Oh, you did fine.
Would you let me
represent you ?
Without hesitation.
[ Door bell ]
Hi, trevor.
Hi, willie.
What can we
do for you ?
Actually, i came
to see brian.
You came
to see me ?
About the window --
I'm sorry you got blamed
for something i did.
You broke the window ?
Yeah.
I found your
football in
my back yard.
I started to
relive my
days as a
quarterback.
I played for
7 years in
high school.
You must have
been very good.
Uh, at
sports.
Oh, yeah.
I tried to
complete a
pass
Between the
birdbath
and the
sundial.
But it bounced
off the gnome
and broke the
window.
Why didn't you
just tell raquel ?
I wanted to protect
her image of me.
She still thinks
of me as her
football hero.
So you
told her
brian
did it ?
Oh, no.
I didn't find out
'til this morning
that she blamed him.
Well,
case
dismissed.
What ?
Uh ...
Nothing.
I hope
i didn't
cause too
much trouble.
It's
over
now.
It's sweet that you still
care what raquel thinks.
Guess we're
just a couple
of romantics.
Sometimes i
put on my
old letter
sweater,
Raquel wears her
cheerleader outfit,
and we tap a keg.
Just like the
old days.
Raquel
was a
cheerleader ?
Still has the
same figure
she had in
high school.
No kidding.
Of course,
she works
at it.
I'll see
you, willie.
Thanks for clearing
all that up.
I had to --
Once i found out
raquel wanted you
to pay this bill,
The least
i could do
is go halves.
It's on me.
As my last
official act
as judge,
I suggest
we apologize
to alf.
Yeah, i'd better.
After all,
i was the
prosecutor.
[ Breaking glass ]
Hear ye, hear ye,
court is now in session.
Ha ha,
yeah !
Don't be a fool,
you're not the father.
Buy a vowel.
What are
you doing ?
Watching tv's.
Turn 2 of
those off.
You're wasting
electricity.
Hey, you owe me.
You made me feel
like a criminal,
You've scarred
me for life,
And now you want to
take away my tv's ?
At long last,
"will-De-Beast,"
Have you no
sense of decency ?
How long are
you