tv.
And eating peanuts.
Hey, alf.
Larry !
Nice seeing
you again.
How are you ?
Great.Look
who walked in.
You've got a lot of nerve
showing your face around here.
Who's he ?
Paul,
this is larry.
He's a shrink.
Tell him
to beat it.
I'm small enough
as it is.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
So, uh ...
what's new ?
Certainly
not your
suit.
When they made that,
there was only
one brooks brother.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
You're really
a riot.
I'm surprised
you don't get along
with the tanners.
It's not
my fault.
I like the
tanners.
Speak for
yourself.
What's wrong with
the tanners ?
Too many
stupid rules.
Don't eat
the cat.
Don't break
the dishes.
Don't eat
the cat.
Alf,
do you object
to these rules ?
Yeah --
Especially rules
# 1 and 3.
I think i'm beginning
to understand.
Wait.You
haven't heard
all the rules.
Don't throw food
on the floor.
Don't eat food
off the floor.
Don't bonk
the guests.
I never heard
that one.Great !
Bonk !
Still friends ?
Funny.
Funny guy.
Oh.
[ Paul ]
more nuts.
What's wrong
with alf ?
His dummy's a jerk.
I'm glad we asked for
a professional opinion.
Hey !He bonked me !
You should have a
rule against that.
I think we do,
don't we ?
Guys, please.
What's wrong
with alf ?
I do have a theory.
Since alf came here, he's
been on his best behavior.
His best behavior ?
I'd hate to see
his bad side.
You just did.
It's paul.
He's using the dummy
to blow off steam.
What do we do
about it ?
You could get the
dummy a dummy.
But then you'd have
a really little guy
with a really bad temper.
There must be
another way.
Well, i have
an idea.
It's drastic,
but we should
try it.
What is it ?
Everybody has to
break some rules
now and then --
Even alf.
I think you should
let him eat the cat.
What ?
No !
Let him break dishes --
Anything to get
the old alf back.
Just let him
throw popcorn
on the floor.
We'll do that too.
Willie,
any ideas ?
No, not a one.
Okay.
Here we go.
Look who's here.
The 3 stooges.
Couldn't we just
solve this with
a buzz saw ?
No, just do
what i do.
What was that ?
Our good china.
Yeah, we're
breaking it.
I was right.
They are the
3 stooges.
Come on, alf.
Have some fun.
Don't do it !
It's a trap !
No it's not.
Here ...
Throw some
popcorn around.
Toss it
anywhere
you want.
This is too good
to be true.
I've got to go
for this one.
Hey !I'm
on a roll.
Bring me
some dishes.
You'll be
sorry.
Don't listen
to him.
Here --
Give it
a heave.
How many points for
hitting that picture
of kate's mother ?
100.
Willie !
More plates !
That picture
taunts me still.
We're out
of plates.
Break something else.
Like what ?
Something small,
wooden, and obnoxious.
Leave kate's meat loaf
out of this.
He was talking
about you.
And he's right.
You are obnoxious.
Well, you're
a mama's alien.
You said you
were my friend.
I lied.
Think about it, alf.
Do you really need
a friend like paul ?
He's right.
I don't need you.
Oh, yeah ?
Yeah !
Yeah ?
Yeah !
Say goodbye, dummy.
Goodbye,
dummy.
You shouldn't have
bonked a guest.
How are you
feeling, alf ?
Great !I'm on a
house-Wrecking high.
He means how
do you feel
about paul ?
Well, i guess
i'll miss him.
But i'll get over it.
I'm over it.
He'll be
all right.
To prove it,
i'll send you
a bill.
Alf, do you really
feel okay about this ?
Yeah, i've lost a friend,
But i've regained
my left hand.
We're so happy
to hear it.
Now, if memory serves ...
We were chucking
plates at grandma.
Morning, alf.
Hi, lynn.
[Puppet voice]hi, lynn.
Don't do that.
Boy, nobody likes that joke.
Willie and kate
almost fell out of bed.
Brian threw a gobot at me.
Well, we're all
glad paul's gone.
He is gone, isn't he ?
Yeah.In fact
last night,
I gave him a traditional
melmacian funeral.
I laid him to rest, in the same
way i hope to be someday.
Where is he ?
In the freezer,
next to the