in curlers ? Let it go. After this lesson, You'll never get beat up at school again. I'm not going to school anymore. Don't say that. School's important. Dropouts don't get anywhere in life. You'll hang around the house all day eating and watching tv. But i want to be like you. I don't know whether to laugh or cry. The trick is to concentrate all your energy, And let it explode in a flash of destruction. Watch. Eee-Yah. All right ! That never worked before. Do it again. Okay. Eee-Yah. I guess there's pain only when you don't break the board. Unbelievable pain. Hey, brian. Your mother told me what happened. Are you okay ? Yeah, alf's teaching me the martial arts. I don't want you teaching my son to fight, alf. Call an ambulance. I'm serious ! And i'm not ? I broke my hand. Let me see. It looks fine. Thank you, professor x-Ray. It's fine, alf. It's fine. That feels good.Can you do my shoulders ? If you really want to help, Teach him not to fight. He already knows that -- Look at his face. Excuse me, alf. I know whereof i speak. When i was brian's age, A bully lived on our block. He was always picking on me. Whereof ? Sorry. I'm still fascinated... By the oddities of the english language. Anyway, This bully was named clarence. Ha ! Tough neighborhood. Ow ! Every day i'd try to stand up to him. And every day he'd beat me up. Until finally my father told me ... To just turn the other cheek. Is this the same grandfather that talked to corn chips ? He was a wise man. You know what happened ? When i refused to fight, clarence stopped bothering me. It's no fun to pick on someone who won't fight back. So tomorrow, if bobby starts teasing you, I want you to just walk away.Okay ? Okay. Willie, my hand still hurts. Kiss it ? Whoa !How continental. I love you, too, mom. 'Bye. Why are those boards in the fireplace ? Alf said, "if you can't break them, burn them." Alf ! Boing ! Alf, you may not burn perfectly good lumber. Oh, right. One of these days ... Willie's going to build that gazebo. Brian, what's wrong. Nothing.See you tomorrow. Oh, not again. Hi, dad. Bobby beat me up again. Oh, no. I tried to walk away, But he was sitting on me at the time. Lynn, get the first-Aid kit. Come on, let me clean you up. All right ! That's it ! I say we fight violence with violence. That's how we solved things back home. Don't you remember what happened to your planet ? It blew up in a nuclear holocaust.Why ? Don't you see the connection ? What connection ? I give up. Me, too. My head is spinning. Maybe a cold cream sundae -- You should have heard what bobby said. Did he insult me again ? No.Dad. What did he say about me ? He said you must have been desperate to marry someone like mom. I'm glad to see he's off my case. Did he say anything about me ? He said you were cute. Does he know i'm mom's daughter ? This isn't funny ! I'm sorry, but i have to call bobby's mother. Save your dialing finger. She's not home. She went to the liquor store. Who told you that ? Bobby's father. By the way, he's coming here to beat up willie. What ? Why ? He didn't like the way you talked to him on the phone. I thought we agreed that you would stop... Impersonating me on the phone. We agreed i'd stop impersonating the cast of "green acres." [As mr. Haney from green acres] mr. Haney could have sold brian... Some revivifying potion... From the back of his truck. What did "i" say to bobby's father ? You were a bit rough. It was so unlike you. What did he say to me ? He said that he was going to turn your face... Into silly putty. Look at the bright side. You'll be able to reproduce the sunday comics. [ Doorbell ] That might be bobby's dad. Don't worry, willie. We won't let them keep you alive artificially. You must be mr. Duncan. You're ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Торпедоносцы на английском - текст Бежин луг на английском - текст На грани на английском - текст Всё будет хорошо на английском - текст Один дома 4 на английском |