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zipper ?
You know that old
jacket you were
going to throw out ?
Yeah.
Better hang
on to it.
I ripped this
out of your
new raincoat.
All right go on.
Go out there.
I don't care.
Go on.
Blow your cover,
that's fine !
Just do me
one favor.
Okay, okay.
I'll do my elvis
impression.
Please, keep away
from my boss.
No problem.
He seems like a
yutz, anyway.
[Alf]
okay everybody, let's
tear this place apart.
We're out of onion dip
and meatballs.
How do you like lizard ?
I like him.
He's intelligent,
polite, well groomed.
Does he
have a van ?
No.
I love him !
What's alf doing ?
His elvis
impression.
Well,
thank you.
Thank you
very much.
I'd like to dedicate
that last song,
To my hunk of
burning love,
Bernice.
Oh, elvis,
Love me tender !
I will, momma.
But, now excuse me.
I've got to
work the room.
Hey, so what did
you think, liz ?
The king lives.
Thanks.
Hey, science
question -
If there were
an alien life form,
What would he be like ?
Huh ?
Are you deaf ?
I'm trying to get some insight.
You're an egghead, aren't you ?
I do well scholastically.
Yeah, right.
What about aliens ?
They'd probably have highly
developed brains and be very
advanced.
Well, thank you.
Oh good,
more food.
Sorry, gordo.
We weren't expecting
this many guests.
You're telling me !
Your boss eats like
he's going to the chair.
How's the
kissing up
going ?
I'm not kissing up
to anyone.
I haven't done
anything wrong.
Play hard ball.
I like it.
Hi.Mind if i
take one of these ?
Hey, why hold
back now ?
I can't
believe it.
Alf is going to
put a lamp shade
on his head.
That is the
corniest
Party gag
there is !
[Laughter]
But, somehow he
makes it work.
He's the life
of this party.
Even walter burke is
having a good time.
Honey, you might get
that promotion after all.
Sounds like alf might
get the promotion.
I don't want to
work for alf.
We already do.
Gordo! Gordo!
Gordo! Gordo! Gordo!
Go! Go! Go!
Yeah!
Hey,
thank you.
We couldn't do
this back home.
Of course, we
didn't have gravity.
Ha ha !
Just kidding,
tanners.
Ha !
Who's next ?
How about
walter burke ?
Oh, no.
[Crowd chanting "walter"]
Not walter !
Not walter !
Walter,
give it a try.
No.What about
my bad back ?
Go for it !
It's halloween.
What are you --
A wuss ?
Come on, walter.
Be a man !
All right.
Yeah !
Go! Go! Go!
Ow!
Mr. Burke,
are you
all right ?
Just get me to a
hard, flat surface.
Hey, don't expect high
marks on technique.
Here you go.
Oh, my.
Good night.
Good night.
Lizard, can you
do anything ?
I could remove
his brain.
Gordo, be
careful.
I know what
i'm doing.
Ahhh.That feels good.
It does ?
Go figure.
May i use the phone ?
I want to call the doctor.
Is it a local call ?
Gordo !
I'll show you
where it is.
Leave 20 cents
on the night table.
Gordo, how can i thank you ?
Easy !
Bury the hatchet and
give willie that promotion.
We both know he's the
best man for the job.
He's
intelligent,
Hard working,
honest,
Alf.
Bad with names.
It's gordo,
remember.
I think mr. Burke's
heard quite enough
from you.
You're right.
It's your turn.
Go ahead, willie.
Be obsequious.
I have nothing
to be obsequious
about.
I was taken off
an important
project
To look for
some stupid
water cooler !
You're still mad ?
You bet i am !
You took away something
i'd worked on 3 months
Because you didn't
like tap water.
Willie, maybe i should
define obsequious for you.
It means to grovel.
I will not grovel !
I never knew how
strongly you felt.
You can have
your project back.
I can ?
Well, thanks.
I guess that
settles that.
Hey, wait a minute.
Loose end here !
What about the
promotion ?
The promotion is a
whole separate issue.
We can discuss
that later.
What better time ?
He's in pain.
We can get anything we want.
We'll discuss the
promotion at another
time
Альф Альф

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