brought over a few things for you to fix. This has fur stuck in it. I don't know how that happened. What happened to this ? I tried to puree a rock. It didn't work. [ Raquel ] jake ? Are you talking to someone ? No, it's just the tv. Welcome to "monday night football." It's saturday ! Live, from new york, it's "saturday --" I'm shutting it off. Click ! Can you fix all this stuff ? My motto is "if i can't fix it, it ain't broken." My motto is "i broke it." My dad's motto is "i broke into it." Ha-Ha.You're pretty funny for a delinquent. I love this male bonding. Let's go out back and throw a cat on the barbie. Just a thought. Hi, lynn. Willie, is this your tape recorder ? Gee, i'm not sure. [ Alf ] my sister is so fat ... She gets her legs waxed at the car wash. Ha-Ha. Yes, that's ours. Who's the comedian ? Ever heard of jay leno ? No. It's jay leno. Oh. I found this in jake's room. The kid's a crook. I was fixing it ! He's a liar, too. Your father would be so ashamed. It's a good thing he's in jail. Pssst. I don't know what to say. Pssst ! What made you do it ? Could you excuse me, just for a moment ? I invented a new sport -- Biscuit ball. What do you want ? You're wrong about jake. He's a good kid. He stole that tape recorder. He was fixing it. He could fix anything. How do you know that ? Has he seen you ? Yeah. But he won't tell anyone. Besides, he's a hoodlum. Who'd believe him ? Trevor, for one. Jake won't tell trevor. I physically intimidated him. You ? Hsssss ! Don't do that. Hsssss ! Don't ! Hsssss ! Oh, stop it. What do you mean, he can fix anything ? Look at the coffee maker. Hsssss ! What happened to the jello ? Jake cleaned it all out ! So much for my "mr. Jello" machine. Stay here. Hsssss ! Jake, i owe you an apology. Apology ? That biscuit caused brain damage ? He really was fixing the tape recorder. I just found out from ... Mom. Right. Bet you feel like a real jerk. Yeah. Listen, kid, i'm real sorry. Am i still going to bed without supper ? Of course not. Rats ! You know, trevor, It seems this young man is a little "mr. Fix-It." "Little mr. Fix-It." How cute. You want me, don't you ? You should get him some tools of his own. He could fix things at your house. Yeah. Could you fix our christmas lights ? They stopped blinking in june. Sure.I could even fix your outdoor p.A. System. Oh, please don't. Willie, can we borrow some of your tools ? Sure, they're in your garage. Oh, yeah. Come on, jake. Good bye. Bye. Tell jay leno i said "hi." Everybody knows this jay leno, except me. What a strange family. Heh ! Now, what do you want ? Nothing.I was just doing the heimlich maneuver on myself. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Where is that ? Ah ! That piece doesn't fit there. Yes, it does. Voil? Mickey's eye is in his nose. Now he can see what he smells. Mr. Ochmonek found his peat moss. It was in his dining room behind the rock salt. Did jake fix your hair dryer ? Yeah, he's busy fixing everything. [ Trevor ] testing, testing. Is this thing on ? Captions performed by captions, inc.Los angeles, ca Captions copyrighted by alien productions. All rights reserved.What happened to your football game ? The game was called on account of alf. First, he sat on the sidelines and spat into his helmet. Then he said we weren't playing right. He sent brian on a very complicated pass pattern -- Slant left, button hook, Hop up & down, put on a disguise, Dig a hole, Stay in it until groundhog's day, Then do the hokey pokey and turn myself around. Yeah, turn yourself around. That would fake out the other team. We're going to watch the game on tv. We'll get a better work out. Hut-Hut ... Post pattern,no ! Willie. Heads up ! [ ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Фанаты на английском - текст Два весёлых гуся на английском - текст Киборг 2 на английском - текст Команда мечты на английском - текст В созвездии быка на английском |