you like to let john
know you're all right ?
What, and
ruin his evening ?
I'll make
some tea.
Lynn, you know
mrs. Norris.
How are you ?
I don't believe it.
Is this the little
girl that drooled
on my law books ?
I've developed a
greater respect
for the law.
I read people
vs fusco.
You read those
arguments ?
Sure !
What do you take
in your tea ?
Usually bourbon.
Ha ha.
Hi !
Uh-Oh !
Nice try, though.
Huh ?
Come on, sammy.
Did you think that
disguise would fool me ?
Sammy ?
Sammy who ?
What do you mean ?
Sammy you !
You know me ?
Of course.
Quit fooling around.
Sit down and have a drink.
Well, maybe a short one.
You realize i'm
a figment of
your imagination,
Not an alien from
another planet ?
Of course.
Just checking.
Gotta run !
I've got other
dreams to appear in.
Knock it off, sammy.
You're not going.
I'm not ?
No, we've been through
all this before.
That is the strangest
i've ever seen you look.
You should see me
in a tank top.
This beats the time
you showed up ...
As the dog
in the cowboy suit.
How often do
i show up ?
You arrive during
the 3rd margarita,
And leave during
the blackout.
At least i'm
consistent.
Here, salud !
[ Sniffing ]
Holy owned and operated !
What is this stuff ?
What do you mean ?
We've been drinking
tequila for 7 years.
Did i ever ask
what's in it ?
You just said it tastes
better than it smells.
Let's hope so.
At least there's
a worm in it.
[ Gasp ]
I was wrong.
About what ?
This tastes worse
that it smells.
[ Gasping ]
[ Alf ]
ohhh.
Ohhh !
Ohhh !
What's that ?
I don't know.
It sounds like
an alien groaning,
And groping
along the hall.
That's what i thought.
Ohhh !
What are
you doing ?
Groaning and groping,
And looking for a place
to do the technicolor yawn.
Ohhh.
What's the
matter ?
I've been poisoned.
Earth germs.
I saw it in
"war of the worlds."
Before aliens can
destroy the planet,
The earth germs
get them.
What are you
talking about ?
My tongue feels hairy.
Your tongue is hairy.
What did you eat ?
Just the usual,
everything.
It's what i drank.
What did
you drink ?
I think they
call it tequila.
You have a hangover.
You shouldn't be drinking.
Hey, i'm over 21.
I'm over 221.
You got into the
liquor cabinet ?
No, maura did.
You saw her ?
She saw you ?
Yeah, now we're
seeing each other.
I don't think it's going to
work out.She's a booze hag.
That is
not true !
I won't have you
insulting my friends !
Do you hear me ?
Oh boy, do i !
This isn't a criticism,
But your wife's voice
seems unusually grating.
Drinking is not good.
Tell me about it.
I'm off the
sauce forever.
It's that hooch-Monger
you have to worry about.
Stop insulting
kate's friend.
What would
you call her ?
Her name is maura.
It's always been maura.
Except in college,
we called her ...
Boilermaker.
She played ball
for purdue ?
She drank 14 boilermakers
in one night.
I guess we thought it
was funny, at the time.
I would like to apologize
for losing my temper,
If you will apologize
for what you said.
Apology accepted
and given.
If you'll excuse me, i have
to drive the porcelain bus.
Is he really
that hung over ?
[ Retching sounds ]
Apparently.
Maybe we ought
to see how
boilermaker is.
I mean maura.
Boilermaker ?
Did you say boilermaker ?
That's what we called
her in college.
[ Retching sounds ]
Why did you
call her that ?
Because she
drank too much.
Let's face it,
she still does.
You think that
she's an alcoholic ?
I don't know.I think
you should talk to her.
But she's so successful,
motivated and ...
Miserable.
Ohhh.
Hi, guys.
Morning.
Dad, could you
drop me at school ?
Julie's car broke.
Broke ?
She had a flat ?
No, the flange gasket is
leaking gas onto the manifold.
I stand corrected.
We'll go as soon
as i finish my
screwdriv--
I mean my
orange juice.
Would you like