here ? Whoa ! [Splash] Surprise ! What do you think ? I don't believe it ! Willie's swimming in the lagoon i built. It's just like the one on "gilligan's island." From now on, life around here will be much more exciting. Ahhhhhh ! See, it's exciting already. How would you like to be buried at sea ? You're not happy about this, are you. Just tell us why you did it. It was willie's idea. What ? Don't try to worm your way out of this one. You said we'd build a lagoon. I said we'd build a little lagoon, Not the great tanner reef ! Okay, i misunderstood. I'm sorry. I made a boo-Boo. A boo-Boo ? I want my yard back the way it was. I want trees i can trim. I want grass i can mow. No water and no hut ! You are going to stay right here until i get it ! Is that clear ? What ? Are you talking to me ? I'm sweating. First time in 60 years. Alf, i brought you some lemonade. Thanks.This lagoon water tastes a little brackish. How much longer will it take to fill it in ? 6 weeks. 6 weeks ? It only took you 1 night to dig it up. Yeah, but i wanted to do that. This is painful to me. Have you ever had to cover your dreams with a big pile of dirt ? Well, i once had to bury my pet turtle that died. Oh, this one ? Does it say "greetings from miami" on it ? No.Carlsbad caverns. Oh, that was brian's. Sic transit gloria mundi. I'd better let you get back to work. Yeah. Work ? This isn't work. This is fun. What are you talking about ? I'm talking about the thrill of back-Breaking labor. My only regret is that you can't share this thrill. Hey, wait a minute ! Why don't i let you shovel a couple of metric tons ? Good night, alf. Gilligan would have fallen for that. Well, breaktime. Oh. I must have slept through the night. Hey. Where's my shovel ? Where's my house ? Skipper ... Skipper, can i fish too ? It's gilligan. The skipper, too. Shhhh.You'll scare the fish. Owww ! Shhhh. You'll scare the fish. I'm here on gilligan's isle ! Gilligan's island. I'm in rerun heaven. Bet i catch a big one. Gilligan ! Skipper, where's your hat ? You're using it for bait. Ha. I'll get it back to you. Don't worry. Gilligan ! You idiot ! Ha !Ha ! You guys are hilarious. Encore, encore ! Who are you ? I'm alf -- Your biggest fan. I worship the sand you walk on. Where did you come from ? Melmac. Is that near bora bora ? Ha ! You guys never stop. Hey, where are the others ? What others ? You know. Wait a minute. How do you know about all of us ? Wait a minute. How do you know about all of us ? I just said that. I thought it sounded familiar. Ha !I never get tired of that. Ha !Ha ! I get tired of it. Gilligan, skipper, Lunch is ready. I see we have another visitor. It's mary ann. And lunch ! Two of my favorite things. Mary ann, this is alf from melmac. How come everybody can get to this island, And none of us can ever get off ? I must have overlooked the pattern. Ha !Ha ! Let's eat. Come on, alf. Lunch with the castaways -- Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy ! Did you make one of your famous coconut cream pies ? No, they won't let me make them anymore. I noticed our blood sugar levels were getting high. Plus, we were sick of them. You never told me that. I was remiss. Anyway, today we're having mangos. Wow, mangos. We're sick of mangos, too. I like mangos. I'm just sick of making dental floss for you people. I get the feeling you people aren't happy. We're not. We're bored. We've been doing the same thing every day for 23 years. How would you like to hear the skipper's boring old navy stories Over, and over, and over. I thought you liked my navy stories. I was a good sailor. We're all familiar with your nautical record. You're0 & 1, i believe. You guys should be grateful. ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Преступление в Раю на английском - текст Зачарованная на английском - текст Кин-Дза-Дза на английском - текст Живой на английском - текст Шерлок Холмс и доктор Ватсон: Кровавая надпись на английском |