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here ?
Whoa !
[Splash]
Surprise !
What do you think ?
I don't
believe it !
Willie's swimming in
the lagoon i built.
It's just like the one
on "gilligan's island."
From now on, life around here
will be much more exciting.
Ahhhhhh !
See, it's exciting already.
How would you like
to be buried at sea ?
You're not happy
about this, are you.
Just tell us
why you did it.
It was willie's idea.
What ?
Don't try to
worm your way
out of this one.
You said
we'd build
a lagoon.
I said we'd build
a little lagoon,
Not the
great tanner reef !
Okay,
i misunderstood.
I'm sorry.
I made a boo-Boo.
A boo-Boo ?
I want my yard back
the way it was.
I want trees
i can trim.
I want grass
i can mow.
No water and
no hut !
You are going to
stay right here
until i get it !
Is that clear ?
What ?
Are you
talking to me ?
I'm sweating.
First time
in 60 years.
Alf, i brought you
some lemonade.
Thanks.This lagoon water
tastes a little brackish.
How much longer will
it take to fill it in ?
6 weeks.
6 weeks ?
It only took you 1
night to dig it up.
Yeah, but i
wanted to do that.
This is painful to me.
Have you ever had
to cover your dreams
with a big pile of dirt ?
Well, i once had to
bury my pet turtle
that died.
Oh, this one ?
Does it say "greetings
from miami" on it ?
No.Carlsbad caverns.
Oh, that was brian's.
Sic transit gloria mundi.
I'd better let you
get back to work.
Yeah.
Work ?
This isn't work.
This is fun.
What are you
talking about ?
I'm talking about the thrill
of back-Breaking labor.
My only regret is that
you can't share this thrill.
Hey, wait a minute !
Why don't i let you
shovel a couple of
metric tons ?
Good night, alf.
Gilligan would have
fallen for that.
Well, breaktime.
Oh.
I must have slept
through the night.
Hey.
Where's my shovel ?
Where's my house ?
Skipper ...
Skipper, can i fish too ?
It's gilligan.
The skipper, too.
Shhhh.You'll
scare the fish.
Owww !
Shhhh.
You'll scare
the fish.
I'm here on gilligan's isle !
Gilligan's island.
I'm in rerun heaven.
Bet i
catch a
big one.
Gilligan !
Skipper,
where's
your
hat ?
You're
using it
for bait.
Ha.
I'll get it
back to you.
Don't worry.
Gilligan !
You idiot !
Ha !Ha !
You guys are hilarious.
Encore, encore !
Who are you ?
I'm alf --
Your biggest fan.
I worship the sand
you walk on.
Where did you
come from ?
Melmac.
Is that near
bora bora ?
Ha !
You guys
never stop.
Hey,
where are
the others ?
What others ?
You know.
Wait a minute.
How do you know
about all of us ?
Wait a minute.
How do you know
about all of us ?
I just said that.
I thought it
sounded familiar.
Ha !I never get
tired of that.
Ha !Ha !
I get tired of it.
Gilligan, skipper,
Lunch is ready.
I see we have
another visitor.
It's mary ann.
And lunch !
Two of my
favorite things.
Mary ann,
this is alf
from melmac.
How come
everybody
can get to
this island,
And none
of us can
ever get off ?
I must have
overlooked
the pattern.
Ha !Ha !
Let's eat.
Come on, alf.
Lunch with the castaways --
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy !
Did you make one
of your famous
coconut cream pies ?
No, they won't
let me make
them anymore.
I noticed our
blood sugar levels
were getting high.
Plus, we were
sick of them.
You never
told me
that.
I was remiss.
Anyway,
today we're
having mangos.
Wow,
mangos.
We're sick of mangos, too.
I like mangos.
I'm just sick
of making
dental floss
for you people.
I get the feeling
you people aren't happy.
We're not.
We're bored.
We've been doing
the same thing
every day for
23 years.
How would you like to hear
the skipper's boring old
navy stories
Over, and over, and over.
I thought you liked
my navy stories.
I was a good sailor.
We're all familiar
with your nautical record.
You're0 & 1,
i believe.
You guys
should be
grateful.
Альф Альф

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