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abye.
Good time.
And those glasses
make you look "owlish."
Goodbye, alf.
Did i
mention
he has a
funny walk ?
* ta da *
All right,
let's go
for 3.
Brian,
time for bed.
But alf's
teaching
me how to
juggle.
New rule --
No juggling
with glasses
Oh, great.
1st --
No juggling
plates;
Now,
no juggling
glasses.
What's next --
Lucky ?
No
juggling
the cat.
Darn, there go my plans for
"circus of the strays."
Come on, brian.
Good
night,good
alf.Night.
Hi.
How was your date ?Fun.
Tell me after i
put brian to bed.
I want
to hear,
too.
Brian --
I thought you
hated that
"smishy stuff."
It's better than
going to bed.
Cute repartee, huh ?
Adorable.
Did you ask
lizard to
marry you ?
No, why would
i do that ?
Don't you want
to be mrs.
Lynn lizard ?
A little cottage
with a white
picket fence ?
I hadn't
thought
about it.
Well, think
about it.
I'll need a
place to crash
when your parents
get a divorce.
My parents aren't
getting divorced.
Don't be
so sure.
I'm a student of
the breakup of
the nuclear family.
No
you're
not.
All right,
i'm a student
of the breakup
Of a planet by
nuclear boo-Boo.
But i do know when
a romance is dying.
My parents' romance
isn't dying.
Then why are they always
doing things separately ?
It can't be
because of me.
Perish the thought.
We can't take
the chance that
something's
wrong.
We must take
action.
Must we ?
Trust me
on this one.
I've been wrong
so many times
before.
Can mom & dad come out now ?
Just as soon
as i spit-Shine
these plates.
That won't be
necessary.
Fine, let them eat
off dirty dishes.
You can
come out.
Wait !Cover
your eyes first.
Is that
really
necessary ?
Humor
me.
No fair peeking !
Ouch !
I guess you
weren't peeking.
Okay, open.
Alf !
What is the
occasion ?
On melmac, it's
"rag on the
martians" day,
But here, it's just
"kate & willie" day.
Come on,
sit down;
enjoy.
Thank you.
I was going to prepare
a lovely chateaubriand,
But i have no idea
what that is.
So you're getting
hamburgers.
And champagne.
It's dry and fruity --
With just a hint
of wackiness.
I dropped in a worm for that
"south of the border" flavor.
No, i'll
pass.
All right, i'll
give it to lucky.
He loves this
imported stuff.
No, alf,
give that
to me.
I want to know
why you did
all this.
I just wanted you to have a nice
candle-Light dinner at home.
The 2 of you --
Willie & kate,
kate & willie;
Husband & wife,
man & woman;
Circle with an arrow
pointing up;
Circle with a little
cross pointing down.
That's
enough,
alf.
See you
later.
What's he
up to ?
Until we find out,
we might just a well
enjoy it.
He has created
a nice atmosphere.
I feel
under-Dressed
in my own
living room.
Gang way, coming through --
Soup and salad.
In 1 pot.
How convenient.
Less dishes
for you
to wash.
I wanted
this night
to be
perfect.
Now, you two lovebirds
talk amongst yourselves.
He's odd.
Even for
an alien.
I just figured
out why he's
doing all this.
He thinks
we're having
marital
problems.
Why ?
The dinner,
Trying
to get
us to be
romantic ...
Maybe he
overheard
us arguing
last night.
That wasn't
an argument.
That was a
difference
of opinion.
Lynn isn't old enough
to go on a ski trip.
17 is not
too young.
Let's not
start again.
It was settled
last night.
Nothing was
settled --
You fell
asleep.
Before i fell
asleep,
You said you
agreed with me.
I was going on
trips like this,
younger than lynn.
I wouldn't
have approved
of that, either.
I'm surprised
you let me go on
our honeymoon.
That's ludicrous.
[ Kate ]
ludicrous ?
What's
going
on ?
It's time
for you to
step into
the 80's.
Could we continue
this argument
in private ?
I thought this
was a difference
of opinion !
I was
wrong !
That's not
the only ...
Says who ?
You're so unreasonable.
Альф Альф

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