SDHUh...
I got to go.
I got to catch
a plane.
Two hours of staring
at material
to decide to reconvene
after the holidays.
They're selling cosmetics,
not curing cancer.
Why aren't you going
to the airport?
Why bust my ass?
Take the 8:00 flight with me.
I told Susan
I'd be home by 9:00.
That's you.
I left my gloves
in Brian's office.
I don't need them
to fly home.
Would you pick them up?
I'll get them tomorrow.
Have a good holiday.
See you in Chicago.
You'll never
make the 6:00.
Ha ha!
Taxi!
Oof!
Cab! Cab!
Sir?
Sir? Sir?
Excuse me.
Could I appeal
to your good nature
and ask you
for your cab?
I don't have a good nature.
Excuse me.
Come on!
Could I offer you $10?
20. I'll give you $20.
I'll take 50.
All right.
Anyone who would
pay $50 for a cab
would certainly pay $75.
Not necessarily.
All right, 75.
You're a thief.
Close. I'm an attorney.
Have a happy holiday.
This will help.
Hey! Hey!
Hey!
Hey, that's my cab!
That's my cab!
Pull over! Pull over!
All right. Pull over!
That's my cab!
Pull over, buddy!
You're messing
with the wrong guy!
This is my cab! Out!
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Your attention please.
Your attention please.
Mid-Central flight 909
to Chicago O'hare
has been delayed.
All passengers wishing
Further information
please contact
the ticket agent.
When are Grandma and Grandpa
and Grandma
and Grandpa coming?
They'll be here
tomorrow, honey.
Mom?
You think Grandpa Walt
will give me a noogie?
Of course he'll
give you noogies.
It means he loves you.
Why don't I get noogies?
Because you get
Indian burns.
But I prefer noogies.
Keep an eye on your brother.
Hello.
Who is it?
Shh. Where are you?
Who is it?
Shh! It's Daddy.
Flight delay.
When will you be in?
No later than 10:00.
I'll wait up for you.
I know you, don't I?
I'm usually
good with names,
but I've forgotten yours.
You stole my cab.
I've never stolen
anything in my life.
I hailed a cab
on Park Avenue today.
before I could get in,
you stole it.
You're the guy
who tried to get my cab.
I knew I knew you. Yeah.
You scared the bejesus
out of me.
It was awful easy getting a cab
during rush hour.
Forget it.
I can't forget it.
I am sorry.
I had no idea
that was your cab.
Let me make it
up to you somehow.
How about a hot dog
and a beer?
Uh, no, thanks.
Just a hot dog, then.
I'm picky about what I eat.
Some coffee.
No.
Milk?
No.
Soda? Some tea?
Lifesavers? Slurpee?
Sir, please.
Just let me know. I'm here.
I knew I knew you.
You should have discussed this
with the ticket agent.
I didn't know
he put me in coach.
I'm sorry.
First class is full.
I have a first class ticket.
You have a coach
seat assignment.
Hi, Larry.
Hi, Liz.
Here OK?
Oh, here, there.
Anywhere's fine.
Pardon me.
You'll get a refund
on the difference.
I want a seat
in first class
where I was booked
over a month ago.
I've had
enough of you.
Now take your seat.
You've had enough of me?
First you delay me,
then you bump me.
What happens next?
Is this a coincidence or what?
Have a seat.
I never did
introduce myself.
Del Griffith.
American Light
and Fixture-
Director of sales,
shower curtain ring division.
I sell shower
curtain rings.
Best in the world.
And you are?
Uh, Neal Page.
Neal Page.
Pleased to meet you, Neal Page.
So what do you do
for a living, Neal Page?
Marketing.
Marketing? Super.
Super. Fabulous.
Isn't that nice?
I don't want
to be rude, but...
I'm not much
of a conversationalist.
I'd like to finish
this article.
A friend wrote it, so...
Don't let me stop you.
Last thing I want to be
is an annoying
blabbermouth.
Nothing grinds my gears
worse than
some chowder head
who can't keep
his trap shut.
Catch me running
Of fat the mouth,
give me a poke.
Ohh!
Ohh, that feels good.
Oh, God,
I'm telling you.
My dogs are barking today.
Whew!
Ohh!
That feels better.
Six bucks and my right nut
says we're