you. - Why don't I get noogies? - Because you get Indian burns. But I prefer noogies. (Phone) Keep an eye on your brother. - Hello. - (Girl) Who is it? - Shh. Where are you? - Who is it? Shh! It's Daddy. - Flight delay. - When do you think you'll be in? - Shouldrt be later than ten. - I'll wait up for you. I know you, don't I? I'm usually good with names, but I've forgotten yours. You stole my cab. I've never stolen anything in my life. I hailed a cab on Park Avenue this afternoon. And uh, before I could get in it, you stole it. You're the guy who tried to get my cab. I knew I knew you. Yeah! You scared the bejesus out of me. But it was awful easy getting a cab during rush hour. - Forget it. - I can't forget it. I am sorry. I had no idea that was your cab. Let me make it up to you somehow, please? How about a hot dog and a beer? - Er, no, thanks. - Just a hot dog, then? I'm picky about what I eat. - Coffee? - No. - Milk? - No. Soda? Some tea? Lifesavers? Slurpee? Sir, please. Just let me know. I'm here. (Chuckles) I knew I knew you. Discuss this with the ticket agent. I couldn't, I didn't know he put me in coach. - I'm sorry. First class is full. - I have a first class ticket. You have a coach seat assignment. - Hi, Larry. - Hi, Liz. - Here OK? - Oh, here, there. Anywhere's fine. Pardon me. You'll get a refund on the difference. I don't want a refund, I want a seat in first class where I was booked over a month ago. I've had just about enough of you. Now take your seat. Oh, you've had about enough of me? You delay me, then you bump me. What happens next? Is this a coincidence or what? Have a seat. I didn't introduce myself. Del Griffith. American Light and Fixture, Sales Director, shower curtain ring division. I sell shower curtain rings. Best in the world. And you are? Uh, Neal Page. Pleased to meet you, Neal Page. What do you do for a living, Neal Page? - Marketing. - Marketing? Super. Super. Fabulous. Isn't that nice? Look, I don't want to be rude, but I'm not much of a conversationalist. I'd like to finish this article. A friend wrote it, so... Don't let me stand in your way. The last thing I want to be is an annoying blabbermouth. Nothing grinds my gears worse than some chowderhead who can't shut up. You catch me running off at the mouth, give me a poke in the chops. (Sighs) Ohh! Ohh, that feels good. Oh, God, I'm telling you, my dogs are barking today. Whew! Ohh! (Chuckles) That feels better. (Snoring) (Coughing) Six bucks and my right nut says we're not landing in Chicago. (Phone) Hello? - 'Hi.' - Where are you? - I'm in Wichita. - 'Wichita, Kansas? What happened? ' We couldn't land in Chicago. I don't understand what Wichita has to do with a snowstorm in Chicago? What's going on, Neal? We took off from New York, they closed Chicago, we landed here. (Del) Neal. Trouble on the home front? I really don't think that's your concern. The finest line a man will walk is between success at work and success at home. I got a motto - like your work, love your wife. Well, I'll remember that. - What's the flight situation? - Simple. There's no way we'll get out of here tonight. We'd have more luck playing pickup sticks with our butt cheeks. We'll find out soon enough. By the time the airline cancels this flight, which they will, you'd have more of a chance finding a three-legged ballerina than a room. - I could be stuck in Wichita? - You are stuck in Wichita. (Click and feedback) 'Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please? ' I'm sorry to announce that we're cancelling flight 909 due to severe weather in Chicago. (Neal) Hi. I was wondering if you had any rooms available? Anything will do. - 'I'm sorry.' - Is there another motel... (Click) (Del) Neal. Hi. Well... Welcome to Wichita. Did you book a room yet? I, uh, couldn't get in anywhere. When we got in, you ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Улицы в огне на английском - текст Онг-Банк: Тайский Воин на английском - текст Республика ШКИД на английском - текст Ночные ястребы на английском - текст Звёздный путь: Оригинальный сериал на английском |