out. Except I wouldn't pull it out, you would. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! By the way, when you're telling these little stories, here's a good idea. Have a point. It makes it more interesting for the listener. You want to hurt me? Go ahead if it makes you feel better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right. I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you, but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me. I'm not changing. I like... I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. # I'm back in baby's arms # # How I miss those lovin' arms # # I am back where I belong # # Back in baby's arms # # Don't know why we quarreled # # We never did before # # Since we found out how it hurts... ## Del. Hmm? Yeah. Why did you kiss my ear? Why are you holding my hand? Where's your other hand? Between two pillows. Those aren't pillows! Aah! Oh, no! Ooh! Oh! Oh! Oh! See that Bears' game last week? Hell of a game. They're going all the way. Ohh, yeow. Neal, take my socks out of the sink if you're going to brush your teeth. Where are you? I'm in Wichita. I'm at a motel with this guy I met on the plane. You shared a motel room with a stranger? Are you crazy? I'm getting there. Did you call the airline? I have a good chance of getting on standby. If they told you wolverines make good house pets, would you believe them? I'm not spending Thanksgiving in Wichita. I'll get home. Mmm. Not by airplane. They got 18 hours of air traffic backed up. We're going to be having our turkey roll right here. If we wait for the flight. How else can we get home? Burt Dingman. He works for the railroad. I sold them all their shower curtain rings. He owes me a favor. I'll get that. I paid for everything else. Why break precedent? You're making me feel like a freeloader. Get me on the train, we're square. You got it. That's the easy part. What? You know goddamn well what. I'm sorry. I don't. I had over $ 700 in here. I'm a lot of things, but I'm not a thief. You went into my stuff last night, right? I didn't take your money. I had over $ 700. You went into my wallet for pizza. Just maybe when you went into... Count it! Like you'd keep it in there. There's $263 in there. If there's more, you can call me a thief. Count it! 263, right? Empty. What? We were robbed. Do you think so? I've been thinking. What we're dealing with is a smalltime crook. He didn't take the credit cards, so we charge our way home. I've got a Visa and a gasoline card. Oh, and a Neiman-Marcus card in case we want to buy a gift. What have you got? Chalmer's Big and Tall Men's Shoppe, a seven-outlet chain in the Pacific Northwest. Unfortunately, it does us no good here. Get me to the train station, and I'll take care of everything else. Gus' son is picking us up. This is not him, is it? Gee, I hope not. Are you Gus' son? I'm Owen. [Grunts] You the shower curtain fella? Yeah. Yeah. Del Griffith. How are you? This is Neal Page from Chicago. Hi. Pleased to meet you both. [Grunts] I'm to drive you to Wichita to catch a train? Yeah, we'd appreciate it. Train don't run out of Wichita. 'Lessen you're a hog or cattle. [Grunts] People train runs out of Stubbville. That'll be fine. That'll be just fine. Leave it be. Get your lazy behind out here and put that in back. No. We've got it. It's very heavy. She don't mind. She's short and skinny, but she's strong. Her first baby... come out sideways. She didn't scream or nothing. Isn't that something? You're a real trooper. We've got it already. It's done. You know, Stubbville's a little further than Wichita. How much further? 30 miles. Maybe 40. No more than 45 though, depending on how he goes. It could be anywhere up to 70 miles. Woof! Woof! [ ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Гарфилд на английском - текст Машенька на английском - текст В огне брода нет на английском - текст Князь Игорь на английском - текст Внутренний космос на английском |