to get hooked up with this guy? You're going to freeze to death out there. How's your drink? Good. Go for another one? Where you been? You been to Italy? You had amaretto? I have amaretto, and this is a gin. Is there a tequila there? Ahem. A little Mexican trip. Tequila? Here you go. Coming up. Is this a good combo or what? No, probably not. Me, I'm going back to, uh, Jamaica. Jamaica, man. Go to Jamaica. Have some rum, man. Dig it. Iree, iree, man. Oh, shit. You know, when I'm dead and buried, all I'll have to prove I was here was some shower curtain rings that didn't fall down. Great legacy, huh? At the very least, at the absolute minimum, you've got a woman you love to grow old with, right? You love her, don't you? Love is not a big enough word. It's not a big enough word for how I feel about my wife. To the wives. Wow. Well, let me just close this conversation by saying you are one unique individual. What is unique? Uh... latin for asshole? Grab those. I'm going to kick them off. As much trouble as I've had on this little journey, I'm sure one day I'll look back and laugh. You think so? Oh, I'm laughing already. Oh, God. Oh, when that car blew up. Was that seat hot or what? I feel like a big whopper. Turn me over. I'm done on this side. I'm afraid to look at my ass. I'm going to have those griddle marks on my ass. Ha ha ha. Potato chips. They're everywhere! Aah! Ha ha ha! This feels like summer camp. Ha ha ha! aah! Now how the hell does this turn off? Ow! Aah! You all set? Just a minute. Give it a good push. All right. Oh, geez. Push! Put some oomph into it! I am! I am! Push, for Christ sake! We have to rock it. All right. OK. Up and down. Here we go. Ready? Yeah. Here we go. Reverse! Aww! Huh. Get in! Go! » Blue moon of Kentucky, keep on shining « » Shine on the one that's gone and been untrue « » Blue moon of Kentucky, keep on shining « » Shine on the one who's gone and left me blue « » It was on a moonlit night « » Stars shinin' bright « » They whispered from on high « » Your love has said good-bye « » Blue moon of Kentucky, keep on shining « Oh. Oh, great. Great. A cop. Watch it! How fast are you going? I can't tell. The speedometer's melted. Pull over. Top of the morning, officer. Hi. Is there something I can help you with? What the hell you driving? We had a small fire last night. You have any idea how fast you were going? Our speedometer's melted. It's hard to say with any degree of accuracy how fast we were going. 78 miles an hour. 78, huh? Well, yeah. I can buy that. Sure. You'd know better than us, especially since our speedometer's melted. You feel this vehicle is safe for highway travel? Yes, I do. It's not pretty, but it will get you where you want to go. You got no outside mirror. It's lost. You have no functioning gauges. No, not a one. However, the radio still works. Funny as that may seem, the radio's the only thing that's really working good. Don't ask me how. I can't let you go. Can't what? It's not fit for the road. The vehicle will be impounded until it's made safe for travel. OK, officer, I admit I broke the law, and for that I'm really sorry. You got me there, and I won't argue one iota, I swear. However, um... if you impound our car, I'll be unable to get my friend home for his Thanksgiving dinner. Well, our ship has come in. It's free and it's nonstop. I said I'd get you home. Just so the heater's working. The driver's a little freaky about people riding in his cab. We can't sit there. Then where are we supposed to ride? Beats walking, huh? You know, you're going to be in Chicago in less than three hours, around there, if we don't hit traffic, and I don't think we should since it's Thanksgiving. We're moving now. You believe this? It's been a hell of a trip. Sure has. But, uh, after all is said ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Человек из ресторана на английском - текст Бетховен на английском - текст Плутовство на английском - текст Части тела на английском - текст Самолётом, поездом и автомобилем на английском |