not landing in Chicago. Hello. Hi. Where are you? I'm in Wichita. Wichita, Kansas? Are you all right? What happened? We couldn't land in Chicago. I don't understand what Wichita has to do with a snowstorm in Chicago? What's going on, Neal? We took off from New York, they closed Chicago, we landed here. Neal. Trouble on the home front? I really don't think that's any of your concern. The finest line a man will walk is between success at work and success at home. I got a motto- Like your work, love your wife. Well, I'll remember that. What's the flight situation? Simple. No way we'll get out of here tonight. We'd have more luck playing pickup sticks with our butt cheeks. We'll find out soon enough. By the time the airline cancels this flight, which they will eventually, you'd have a better chance finding a three-legged ballerina than a hotel room. I could be stuck here? I'm saying you are stuck here. Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please. I'm sorry to announce that we're canceling flight 909 due to severe weather in Chicago. Hi, I was wondering if you had any rooms available for tonight? Anything. Anything will do. I'm sorry. Is there another motel- Neal. Hi. Well? Welcome to Wichita. Did you book a room yet? I, uh, couldn't get in anywhere. When we arrived, you called home. I called the Braidwood Inn. I missed that one. I got an idea. I know the manager. If you pick up the cab fare, I'll make sure you get a room. Umm... Yeah. Yeah, sure. Great. All right. Grab an end of this thing, will you? Thanks a lot. Is this your trunk? Yeah. You should try lugging this thing around New York City. » Well, it takes you up « » And it beats you down, yeah « » It plays around « » And it spends your money... « Where the hell is the motel? Doobie, is it much farther? Not much. Why didn't you take the interstate? Your friend has never been here, so I figured he'd like to look around. There's nothing on the interstate. It's the middle of the night. I know, but he's proud of his town. That's a rare thing these days. Take care of the luggage, will you, Doobie? OK, Del. Get off of me. Stick with me. Evening, Gus. Del Griffith, how the hell are you? Still a million bucks shy of being a millionaire. Gus, meet an old friend. Neal Page, Gus Mooney. Glad to meet you, Nick. I told my friend you'd give him a room tonight. Do you have a major credit card? Do you still honor those discount credit cards? I'll have to charge you for a double, but with the discount, it'll come out even. We're a pretty good team. We were on our way to Chicago, and the storm brought us here. I know. I must have half your flight here. Well, I guess you're all fixed, so, uh, there you are. Last room in the complex. You mean sh-share? Hey, easy on that. OK. Hell of a cab ride, wasn't it? Yeah, you don't see cabs like that too often. Want to take a shower? No! I meant, did you want to go first? You-you thought... I wouldn't- What do you think I am? Gee, that's funny. Ah. Ah. Oh, come... come on. Ah! Ouch, ouch, ouch! To wear a pompadour... Excuse me. I'd switch pillows with you, but I'm allergic to sponge. I'd be sneezing all night with that thing. That's why I carry my own pillow. It's hypoallergenic. I had no idea those beer cans would blow like that. You left them on a vibrating bed. What did you think would happen? It just didn't occur to me. It didn't occur to you, so I have to sleep in a puddle of beer. You want to switch? I just want to sleep. Me, too. I am bushed. Good night. I'll have to burn the sheets! What if the shoe was on the other foot? I'd go barefoot! Traffic is resuming at O'Hare field, and flights will be moving shortly. Sorry. Goddamn! What, what? That's it! Without clearing my sinuses, I'll snore all night. If your kid spills his milk, do ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Чернокнижник: Армагеддон на английском - текст Внутренний космос на английском - текст Солярис на английском - текст Вижу Землю! на английском - текст Стиратель на английском |