Petey.
Where'd he go?
He must have
went that-a-way.
Oh, Petey...
I'll wring his neck!
Petey!
Petey.
Elliott, put me down.
- Look around.
- Spread out!
They're getting closer. We'd better hide.
... Stop swingin' your tail.
You almost knocked me down.
Here they come.
# He's gone
that-a-way #
# He's went
this-a-way #
# He's up a tree I think! #
# Oh Petey, Oh Petey... Where
are you? Please come back #
# Oh Petey, Oh Petey...
You're like a son to us #
# We miss you, We miss you.
# If I get near him you can bet
I won't miss him with this. #
# I'll cook you cake and gingerbread,
Bring you tea in bed on a tray, #
# We'll slave while you go fishing
You'll get permission to run and play #
# These tears oughta show you I care
Come back, by cracky we'll share #
# The happiest home in these
hills... in these hills! #
# Gonna snag him, gag him, drag him through town
Put his head in the river, let the pup drown, #
# Trap him, strap him,
wrap him in a sack. Yeah! #
# Tie him screaming to a railroad track. #
# We'll have you sing in chapel
You'll be the apple of Momma's eye #
# I'll tend to all your sowing and
do your mowing So just rely on me #
# Dang, we know you're out there
It's late, we're waiting to share #
# The happiest home in these
hills... in these hills! #
# Gonna paw him, claw him, saw him in half,
When he cries out for mercy we'll just laugh, #
# Beat him, heat him, eat
him for dessert. Yeah! #
# Roast him gently so
the flames won't hurt. #
Squish down!
Petey.
No, don't!
Somethin' hit me!
- What somethin'?
- If I knowed what somethin'...
I wouldn't call it "somethin',"
I'd call it by its name.
I told you not to swing your tail.
No, no, don't!
You done it!
Dumb polecats!
Fightin' it out while that little
snake of a kid gets further away!
Why are y'all playing in the mud...
when you know we gotta find that boy?
He's gotta be around
here somewhere. Find him!
Aw, Ma! Why don't we...
...just go on back home and do some eatin'?
I'll tell ya... 'cause you
ain't gonna do no eatin'...
...until you find that little brat!
Who done that?
Hey, Ma, why don't we just get
ourselves another orphan, huh?
Because I done paid our last $50 for Pete...
...plus 50 cents legal fees.
And we ain't got another
$50 plus legal, that's why!
Do ya understand? Well, here's
somethin' you will understand.
You're gonna have to start workin'
the farm with your own two hands...
...less'n you spot that little twerp.
- And get me out of this
here mud hole, Merle.
Come on. I'm stuck. Don't
just sit around in it.
Come on. Get me out of here.
Petey! Petey!
Petey! Petey, Petey, Petey!
# You'll swim and you'll go camping
You'll be a champ in your own backyard #
# Our love is overflowing, it keeps on growin'
You'll sleep good knowing you're home... #
# In these hills We're gonna
string him from a tree #
# In these hills We're
gonna sting him like a bee #
# In these hills We're
gonna spill him on his head #
# In these hills We're
gonna fill him full of lead #
# In these hills... #
We better stay here. I'm tired, aren't you?
Good night, Elliott.
Hi, Elliott.
Oh, boy. Those look good.
I'm starved.
You sure changed my life.
- I didn't think I'd ever be happy until I met you.
- Ooh.
Mm.
Whoops. One left. You can have it.
Thanks!
Mm. You're a good cook, Elliott.
# I look in your eyes
and you whisper sweetly #
# We don't match in size
but we fit so neatly #
# It's nice waking up when
you're close beside me #
# Humming in my ear #
You're joking!
I can't believe it. You do?
# I love you too #
# Remember the night
when you first confided #
# And things went so right
that we both decided #
# Now we're together and life is perfect #
# Don't ever disappear #
Oh, really?
Oh, you're just saying that.
Is it true?
# I love you too #
# We're walking down a road of our own #
# Where rain can never fall #
# I'm glad I don't have to be alone #
# You