malpractice suit, hmm? - No. - Well, don't worry. When we leave here, we'll have horses again and plenty more. - More what? - More everything. - Whoo! - More anything! I don't know. Do you mind if I sound optimistic? This is the worst town on our route. I hate Pass... Pass... - Pastafazooli, or whatever the name is. - Quoddy. Yeah! I don't wanna cure anybody here. - They all deserve to have whatever they have. - I'll drink to that. I've had nothing, nothing but bad luck in this burg. Hey! Ooh... - I'm sorry, Doc. - You see what I mean, hmm? Doc, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it, Hoagy. - I di... Can I buy everybody a round? - Yeah. Huh? Well... Hey, 'cause, Doc, I gotta talk to you. Okay? - Sit down. - May I? Thank you. Hey, you're a ma... You're a man of science, ain't you? A man of science, yes. Yes, I am. With degrees from the Royal Medical College, London. - Huh? - The Gleinen Einen Peitzen in Vienna. - Oh! - And the Moulin Rouge in Paris. Why do you think they call me Doc? Because they sail their boats into me, hmm? Eh? [Chuckling] Oh. You know anything about dragons? Of course I do. I see them in all the big cities going down the streets, with that funny little walk, wearing bright colours, fluttering around... No, no, no. I'm talkin' about a real dragon. Real dragon. With fire... fire coming out of his mouth. And he's got real wings. Uh, you need a veterinarian. Hmm? - Why do you ask? - I saw one. Is it sitting at the next table? Hmm? [Chuckling] I tell ya, I saw a real dragon yesterday afternoon. He's owned... owned by a young boy... by the name of Pete. You are trying to tell me that there is a dragon here... - In Passamacracka? Yeah. - "Quoddy." - Yes. - I told you this was a rotten town. Well, in my educated opinion, sir, - I think you've been up in your lighthouse too long. - Huh? Wait. Wait, listen. What if what I just told you was true? In my scientific opinion, the existence of a dragon... would have an impact of gigantic proportions. Mythology and legend would become history and science. - One could really make a quick buck with it. - Well, I can prove it. I can prove it! H-His name is Elliott. [Stammering] H-He's downstairs. You could go and see him right now. Unfortunately, I cannot make it right now. I have an appointment with a young lady who's interested in a nursing career. - Oh. Oh. - I wanna see it. - You wanna see it? Well, see it you shall! - Okay. But first... First, leќs have a quick one... because of the rocks we have to climb. And the dragon... The dragon is scary. Okay, we'll have one for the rocks. And one for the scary. - Quoddy. - Hmm? Shh! Nora. Shh! We don't... We don't... - We don't want Nora to hear us. - Shh. - Huh? - Shh. - We don't want Nora to hear us. - Shh. I tell you that he's in there. [Deep Sighing] [Lips Smacking] - Are you convinced? - Absolutely. - Well, leќs get outta here. - Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a mi... I-I want to pet him. Huh? You wa... You want to pet him? Are you crazy? I know you ain't drunk. No matter what you see in here, don't get scared. [Footsteps] Hey, I might as well tell you straight off, you're gonna see a hideous monster. - Oh, no. - Oh, yes. And iќs big. Fifty feet of terror! Claws! Claws so sharp they could tear a man to shreds. - [Gulps] - Eyes, evil eyes... that can see right through ya. And a tail thaќs so big and powerful, it could destroy the hull of a frigate! It can wipe out an entire crew... with one swish of his tail. Face... Face so terrible, it could turn a man to stone, a hero into a coward. A flame so hot, it could roast a turkey! And a mouth so terrible, it could devour a man and... [Spits] spit him 20 leagues. Stay close. [Sputtering] Iќs g-g-g-got m-me. [Screams] [Stammering] Look at it! [Screams] [Both Screaming] [Shuddering] Them eyes are lookin' right ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Анализ крови на английском - текст Урга на английском - текст Отец Сергий на английском - текст Жмурики на английском - текст Джентльмены удачи на английском |