make sure
we give everyone somewhere to stand
[Nora]
Just the way God planned it
Just the way God planned
[Bell Ringing]
[Ringing Continues]
You're late. You're late.
Late. Late. Late.
[Bell Ringing]
Why is the bell ringing?
There's no one out there.
I'll stop it.
- Elliott, stop it!
- [Elliott Chattering]
The bell isn't supposed
to ring till recess!
- Stop that!
- I'm not doing it.
Liar. Liar, liar.
It's the knuckle cracker
for you.
Three for lying and three...
for whom the bell tolls. Come.
Put your hands out.
Palms down, knuckles up.
One. Two.
- Three! Four!
- It doesn't hurt much, Elliott.
- Whom are you talking to? Five, six!
- Elliott!
- Whom?
- My dragon.
- [Laughing]
- Your dragon, wagon.
Nothing but a network of lies!
Three more
for your imagination!
Seven! Eight!
And a great big nine!
Go stand in the corner.
[Huffs]
Work, work, work, everyone.
All this nonsense
about a dragon.
[Elliott Humming]
- No, Elliott!
- You did it! You pulled
the chair out from under me.
- It was Elliott.
- [Gasps] That does it.
You've had a taste
of the knuckle cracker.
Now you'll have a dose
of the behind breaker.
- Bend over.
- [Elliott Growling, Thumping]
[Screaming]
No, no, Elliott.
Get out!
[Elliott Grunting]
- [Crowd Chattering]
- [Elliott Growling]
No, Elliott, you're going
about this the wrong way.
- Go back to the cave. Go on!
- [Elliott Grumbling]
[Man]
Jehoshaphat! Would you look at that!
- Why do I hear a bell ringing?
- School must be out.
It's too early, stupid.
See, I told you.
School is out.
- Wait! What's happening?
- Pete's dragon wrecked the school!
I told you.
I told you!
[Man]
What's happened over there? Something
crashed right through the school.
Look at it, I'm telling you.
It's a big hole in the side of the wall.
And a dragon
came in through one wall...
and went out the other wall.
Now do you believe me?
[Chuckling]
- You think this kid Pete
would sell it?
- Money talks.
First there's a dragon.
Now he tells me money talks.
Will miracles never cease?
Dragons, dragons, dragons.
Dragons.
[Coughing]
"List of useful parts:
Claws, ears, tongue."
Hey, this could be
a very profitable business.
There are so many cures
from bits of dragon.
[Chuckling]
Dragon whiskers
Dragon toes
A dragon tooth
And a dragon nose
Every little piece
Every little piece
We could make a million
by slicing him, dicing him
Hoagy, we could sell
every little shell
There's enough of him
to go around
Money, money, money
by the pound
Every little piece
Every little piece
I can take a scissor
and clip him up, rip him up
Every little part
is a work of art
Think of what
a dragon heart would bring
Wrapped up in a ribbon
and a string
Dragon liver
can cure a cold
Dragon powder grows hair
[Gasping]
With dragon blood
you'll never grow old
Every item
is covered with gold
Every item
is covered with gold
Every little piece
Every little piece
Dragon, you're my wagon to destiny
you're the key
Every little shred
moving me ahead
Every dream of mine
will be fulfilled
Oh, what a dragon business
we can build
Dragon cartilage
keeps you thin
Dragon fat is for burns
[Gasping]
A dragon tear will
clear up your skin
Watch the profits
come rolling in
Watch the profits
come rolling in
Every little piece
Every little crease
Oh, lead me to the dragon
I'll buy him up, tie him up
Drag him from the cave
Show him that I'm brave
I'll bind him up
Grind him up
Lop him up
Chop him up
Can't you hear
that jingle-jangle sound
Oh yeah
[Together]
It's money money, money by the pound
Good morning, Miss Nora.
So, this is where you live, eh?
At last we've seen the light.
[Chuckling]
I tell you, you've got to have
a sense of humor these days.
- And you must be Pete.
- Yes, sir!
I'm Dr. Terminus,
and this is Hoagy,
who's doing
his internship with me.
I heard about the incident
at school yesterday.
- I'd rather not